Ky Jelly Quotes

#1. Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky.

Jay Leno

#2. He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.

Gene Mauch

#3. What, the priest? I don't want him. You haven't got a rouble to spare. I have no sins. God must forgive me without that. He knows how I have suffered.... And if He won't forgive me, I don't care!

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#4. Sod this,' said Kyle and he swung his axe. Charlotte watched amazed, unable to look away, as the blade sliced clean through the father's neck and his head flew off.

Charlie Higson

#5. You don't always have to be so strong. Grief only rewards those who accept it, not those who fight it."

-Cedric.
His Wicked Seduction

Lauren Smith

#6. It's unlikely that the organized religions will get more sectarian ... or is it? I am not at all sure.

Mary Douglas

#7. A disciplined person is one who follows the will of the one who gives the orders.

Vince Lombardi

#8. Life's a bitch. This is true. But she's my bitch.

Tatsuya Ishida

#9. I mean, you always want everybody to pat you on the back and tell you you're wonderful every time you do something; I think that's human nature.

David Duchovny

#10. In my view, no subject is ever finished. No concept is sealed off from other concepts. Knowledge is continuous; ideas flow.

Salman Khan

#11. I have never been afraid of making patriots; but I disdain and despise all their efforts.

Robert Walpole