Kulaks Pants Quotes

#1. Occupation: Writer
Occupational Hazard: Carpel tunnel
Solution: Wrist guards to bed or my hands do all the sleeping
Perspective: I've decided my wrist guards have turned me into a Ninja Superhero that hides in the shadows

Christy Hall

#2. In the morning, we carry the world like Atlas; at noon, we stoop and bend beneath it; and at night, it crushes us flat to the ground.

Henry Ward Beecher

#3. I'm sure I was a great disappointment to many women because I wasn't Errol Flynn. But I'm me. I think that's got some merit.

Orlando Bloom

#4. God isn't in the event;
God is in the results after the event. He is in the love and concern and caring.

Jennifer Worth

#5. Anthropologists have found evidence of romantic love in 170 societies. They've never found a society that did not have it.

Helen Fisher

#6. That one doesn't count. The poor scoundrel is deaf, but he makes a fine sniffer. How do you think we found you?

H.S. Crow

#7. In a sea of stories, find the right one to tell, and the right way to tell it.

Richard Linklater

#8. Ask me to give up a limb and I swear, I'll find a way to do it. But don't ask me to live without you anymore. I can't. I'm so goddamn in love with you, it hurts.

Leisa Rayven

#9. Hasty conclusions lead to speedy repentance.

Publilius Syrus

#10. When you put something out there into the world, there's all these words you don't want to hear, that you hope people don't say. I don't like anything that starts with 're' - like retro, reinvent, recreate - I hate that. It's always like living in the past - copying, emulating.

Jack White

#11. When I put out a record or single I don't allow myself to set up expectations like, 'This song must be a number one hit. Its got to sell X amount of records.'

Scott Weiland