Kryten Red Dwarf Quotes

#1. Step up to red alert."
Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."
- Rimmer & Kryten, "Red Dwarf

Rob Grant

#2. There is nothing fast or easy about diplomacy. I have no illusions about that.

Hillary Clinton

#3. If someone we love dies, normally the experience might create misery for the rest of your life. But the Kundalini can be released so we can see that there is no death, that the person has just gone on like we all must. We will be following them soon.

Frederick Lenz

#4. Never quit. My book, Chicken Soup for the Soul, was turned down by 33 publishers. It's since sold millions of copies.

Jack Canfield

#5. In short, the alphabet was the origin of all man's knowledge, and of all his errors.

Voltaire

#6. O hard-believing love, how strange it seems!
Not to believe, and yet too credulous:
Thy weal and woe are both of them extremes;
Despair and hope make thee ridiculous:
The one doth flatter thee in thoughts unlikely,
In likely thoughts the other kills thee quickly.

William Shakespeare

#7. Most persons have but a very moderate capacity of happiness. Expecting ... in marriage a far greater degree of happiness than they commonly find, and knowing not that the fault is in their own scanty capability of happiness.

John Stuart Mill

#8. My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.

Carol Burnett

#9. We have to knock down the barriers erected by greed, special interests, powerful forces.

Hillary Clinton

#10. When I was 16, I felt very relieved to discover cinema. It was like an island where I could see life and death from another perspective. Every young person should be interested in that island. It's a beautiful place.

Leos Carax

#11. Much music teaching seems more concerned with controlling the student than with encouraging the student's own impulses.

William Westney