Kroll Show Sayings

#1. My friends and family always thought I was pretty funny, but I don't know if they thought I was get-my-own-show funny.

Nick Kroll

#2. Robert Altman made that movie Kansas City about the jazz scene in the city, and we saw that band all together, and that was an amazing show. That's what I got into. I like jazz.

Nick Kroll

#3. But with his mother there's no question of liking him they're not even in a way separate people he began in her stomach and if she gave him life she can take it away and if he feels that withdrawal it will be the grave itself.

John Updike

#4. Hereditary honors are a noble and a splendid treasure to descendants.

Plato

#5. Really, I just love doing comedy. Any form it takes is great, as long as I can keep doing it, you know? If I can do my show and 'The League' while also getting to do other bits, that's awesome.

Nick Kroll

#6. For me, I was literally trying to stay afloat. I never actually thought I would get my own sketch show. So the idea that one day I would have my own show is pretty wild. But once I got it, I thought, 'Yeah, this is exactly what I always wanted to do.'

Nick Kroll

#7. I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to do all this with my friends.

Nick Kroll

#8. My first job. I got fired from this MTV prank show, or I didn't make the cut of what ended up being, as we all know, Boiling Points. It was my first professional job and I was bragging.

Nick Kroll

#9. In general in comedy, there are fewer people making a ton of money and a lot more people making a living. For me, the goal is just being able to make exactly the show I wanted to make.

Nick Kroll

#10. Everyone danced
sweaty bodies packed tight, drunk with sound.

Holly Black

#11. Life is lived only once. And the less seriously the better.

Paul Bowles

#12. I tried to learn. I wanted to learn to be righteous. I wanted to know. But I could only pretend.

Robert Jackson Bennett

#13. I've learned that the more people I love - and I mean really, really, completely, unconditionally love - the happier I am.

Penny Reid

#14. I was under the impression that I warned you that in London country ways will not do, Frederica!"
"You did!" she retorted. "And although I can't say that I paid much heed to your advice it so happens that I am accompanied today by my aunt!"
"Who adds invisibility to her other accomplishments!

Georgette Heyer

#15. I came to New York and started doing stand-up and improv, and started auditioning for commercials and voiceovers and stuff. My first job was on a pilot of that prank show called 'Boiling Points' on MTV.

Nick Kroll