Top 90 Kroll Quotes
#1. I like to turn on the TV and watch whatever's on. Nick Kroll does that a lot. He doesn't watch important shows. He'll just turn on a documentary on Mia Hamm and watch it for an hour. Whatever's on, we watch.
John Mulaney
#2. At that instant i knew there was no horror the world could offer - no war, no genocide, no famine, no childhood cancer - to which Sidney Kroll would not see the funny side
Robert Harris
#3. Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they're such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all.
Katie Aselton
#4. Woodrow Kroll is dead-on in his assessment of the church's lack of engagement with the Word.
Howard G. Hendricks
#5. My first concert isn't that cool or ironic. I wish it had been like, "My first concert was the Backstreet Boys," but the first concert I went to, I think, was this band called The Samples.
Nick Kroll
#6. For me, I was literally trying to stay afloat. I never actually thought I would get my own sketch show. So the idea that one day I would have my own show is pretty wild. But once I got it, I thought, 'Yeah, this is exactly what I always wanted to do.'
Nick Kroll
#7. I think that the web and its various facets are incredibly useful in just building a fan base and getting your chops better.
Nick Kroll
#8. If our minds are stayed upon God, His peace will rule the affairs entertained by our minds. If, on the other hand, we allow our minds to dwell on the cares of this world, God's peace will be far from our thoughts.
Woodrow M. Kroll
#9. I feel incredibly lucky at this moment in my career to get paid to do basically exactly what I always wanted to do. I appreciate that in general. But you know, like any job, a job is a job, and there are days that are going to be boring, or you have a boss you don't like, or people you work with.
Nick Kroll
#11. My thinking is, if we're setting out to make comedy in which nothing is off limits, then everybody is fair game.
Nick Kroll
#12. Music was not a big deal to me when I was in middle school. And then I slowly became a big jazz fan. Even more than concerts, a lot of my high school time was spent going to jazz clubs in the city.
Nick Kroll
#13. The immediacy of public interaction is just unbeatable.
Nick Kroll
#14. I was going to have Brian La Croix do a cameo on Degrassi. But, unfortunately, the scheduling didn't work out. When I was in Toronto, they weren't shooting. To me, that would've been a pretty crazy meta experience.
Nick Kroll
#15. There's one theory that the funnier a comic is in his act, the more mind-numbingly boring he'll be when he's not holding a microphone.
Nick Kroll
#16. I was, like, a history major, and I minored in art and Spanish, but I found myself gravitating toward media studies as time went on.
Nick Kroll
#17. In general in comedy, there are fewer people making a ton of money and a lot more people making a living. For me, the goal is just being able to make exactly the show I wanted to make.
Nick Kroll
#18. As long as it's not an easy, outdated stereotype and it comes from an interesting or emotionally driven place, then anyone can be made fun of.
Nick Kroll
#19. I found, especially with stand-up, that if a premise works, you can make the joke work. If a premise doesn't work, you can't force it to.
Nick Kroll
#20. My first job. I got fired from this MTV prank show, or I didn't make the cut of what ended up being, as we all know, Boiling Points. It was my first professional job and I was bragging.
Nick Kroll
#21. My friends, we all improvise together usually. So we write what I think is a good script but always leave a lot of room to find stuff on the day; and we always do find something. That's the advantage to having actors who are, in their own right, writers.
Nick Kroll
#22. What you can't go through on your own, God will help you fly over.
Woodrow Kroll
#23. Did any artist ever bring more pure joy to more people than Fred Astaire?
Jack Kroll
#24. I guess there should be somewhere on the Internet that feels like a source of sacred truth. But Wikipedia sure isn't it.
Nick Kroll
#25. I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to do all this with my friends.
Nick Kroll
#27. He is a poor man who can only measure his wealth in dollars.
Woodrow M. Kroll
#28. You think you're going to be on TV a year out of college and you're not. Then you tell people and it's embarrassing. And then it's not a big deal at all.
Nick Kroll
#29. What business would judged on the first week that it's in business?
Nick Kroll
#30. I like an otter. I like a sea lion. I like a walrus. That's my favorite version of a sea creature.
Nick Kroll
#31. I like to think that the stuff I do is oftentimes collaborative, so to have other people in it felt natural.
Nick Kroll
#32. I came to New York and started doing stand-up and improv, and started auditioning for commercials and voiceovers and stuff. My first job was on a pilot of that prank show called 'Boiling Points' on MTV.
Nick Kroll
#33. I've decided to just keep doing Oh, Hello, where I play an older man who thinks he's very cultured. That clearly has not gone away.
Nick Kroll
#34. It was easier to know a character's point of view than it was to figure out what your point of view was.
Nick Kroll
#36. Concentrate on counting your blessings and you'll have little time to count anything else.
Woodrow M. Kroll
#37. It's not that weird, but when I was in Peru, I ate a guinea pig. If you're going to eat guinea pig, you call it cuy. Cute word for such a cute little animal that I ate a few times.
Nick Kroll
#39. In L.A., you really are in your car all day alone, and there's very little public life.
Nick Kroll
#40. The one place I've seen something really come together is in editing. Sometimes you can save pieces in a way that you're really shocked.
Nick Kroll
#42. Don't settle for wishful thinking; make peace in your heart a reality.
Woodrow M. Kroll
#43. I'm sure there are people who say like, "I was wearing weird emo eyeliner," but there's something pretty embarrassing about the jazz phase.
Nick Kroll
#44. Trusting God is not by what you read or know...It is by doing what you have learned from His Word, Bible.
Woodrow Kroll
#45. Tolerance is often championed by people who nothing to stand for.
Woodrow M. Kroll
#46. It's almost worse because you think that you're mature and classic when you're in the newsie cap jazz phase. It's not a great look, a young person trying to seem old and mature and cultured. That's a summarily not-cool look.
Nick Kroll
#47. He was one of those inexplicable gifts of nature, an artist who leaps over boundaries, changes our nervous systems, creates a new language, transmits new kinds of joy to our startled senses and spirits.
Jack Kroll
#48. My experience in TV is that it takes time for shows to find their way.
Nick Kroll
#49. Nothing is so sour that it can't be sweetened by a good attitude.
Woodrow M. Kroll
#50. The National is the most advanced package of technological wonders yet assembled under one roof.
Jack Kroll
#51. When it comes to God's commands, the issue is not clarity; it's commitment.
Woodrow M. Kroll
#52. I like the idea of people getting to know you from different angles and then realizing "That guy is also that guy!" "Oh, he does that!" I really like having a number of different ways to reach people.
Nick Kroll
#53. Quite honestly, most people are quick to "write someone off." But our God is a God of the second chance. Learn from One who is patient with you, and you'll learn to be patient with others.
Woodrow M. Kroll
#54. I would be psyched to get a phone call from Al Sharpton. I need to find out who does his hair. It's beautiful. It's a gorgeous mane.
Nick Kroll
#55. Like most lazy upper-middle-class kids, American Studies seemed like a fun way to use your knowledge of TV to get an A.
Nick Kroll
#56. Seinfeld has his way of telling jokes - and I'm not comparing myself to Seinfeld, his genius is observing the small details of everyday life and finding humor in it.
Nick Kroll
#57. Robert Altman made that movie Kansas City about the jazz scene in the city, and we saw that band all together, and that was an amazing show. That's what I got into. I like jazz.
Nick Kroll
#60. Richard Pilbrow's lighting can turn a coin into an asteroid and an idea into an apparition.
Jack Kroll
#61. My friends and family always thought I was pretty funny, but I don't know if they thought I was get-my-own-show funny.
Nick Kroll
#63. People want to consume what you're putting out there, and you can create a really strong following of fans and admirers, and people who are invested in your career and your comedy.
Nick Kroll
#64. A moment of prayerful reflection can prevent a lifetime of bitter regret.
Woodrow M. Kroll
#65. When adultery walks in, everything worth having walks out.
Woodrow M. Kroll
#66. It's always weird to eat something that is a pet elsewhere.
Nick Kroll
#67. My goal was to do something that incorporated all the stuff I do and have it feel like something new, like it was hopefully taking the stand-up special paradigm and turning it on its head.
Nick Kroll
#68. Anyone you give a ton of money to is going to go slightly crazy. I don't think comedians are particularly special in that regard; they just are better or more vocal in their expressions of their craziness.
Nick Kroll
#70. Contrary to widespread belief, I do know something about science.
Nick Kroll
#71. Oftentimes the shows that don't work help you get it right.
Nick Kroll
#72. Everybody gets better looking on TV as shows go on.Even the nerds on "Big Bang Theory" are getting better looking. Their clothes are getting nicer. They're better groomed. It works for them.
Nick Kroll
#73. For me, the goal wasn't to turn the stand-up special on its head, but to do what I do specifically, and hopefully that reads as something new.
Nick Kroll
#74. Although I'm a comedian, I'm also an amateur survivalist.
Nick Kroll
#77. In New York, you are forced into having very public lives and observing all types of people, what they sound like, what they're reading, what they smell like, what they are listening to, how they talk to their friends.
Nick Kroll
#78. I think that being on the road and doing more and more stand-up has allowed me to figure out ... like, I don't think I'll ever be Bill Hicks, but I think I'm figuring out what my opinion is on things.
Nick Kroll
#79. Go ahead and make up a ton of lies about me. That's way more interesting than pretending Wikipedia has any real information.
Nick Kroll
#80. Whether it's corporate investigations or comedy, there are certain inherent truths to trying to get what you want while trying to be a decent person doing it.
Nick Kroll
#81. Really, I just love doing comedy. Any form it takes is great, as long as I can keep doing it, you know? If I can do my show and 'The League' while also getting to do other bits, that's awesome.
Nick Kroll
#83. I feel like we have so many different ways to express ourselves now, and I relish, I feel very lucky to be doing comedy.
Nick Kroll
#84. Sometimes shows suffer from having many cooks in the kitchen.
Nick Kroll
#85. A lot of times, you're circling around a lot of things, and then you find that one person, or that little piece of dialogue, and it doesn't always have to be in person.
Nick Kroll
#86. I'm really into pandas right now. They're really scratching an itch for me. They're so goddamn cute.
Nick Kroll
#87. I think my goal was just to do comedy, honestly. It still is. Whatever form that took or takes, it doesn't matter.
Nick Kroll
#88. Really, more than anything, The 2000 Year Old Man is a huge influence on all of our comedy, but specifically the live version of Oh, Hello.
Nick Kroll
#89. Wrap up the 20th century; Fred Astaire is gone.
Jack Kroll
#90. No doubt there are people who are our guests [ in Oh, Hello] who are more famous, but to me, Mel Brooks is the most famous person. So that was really cool.
Nick Kroll
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