Krempl Communications Quotes

#1. I am out in public and using the phone. I am in a phone booth, got the phone in my hand and a man taps on the glass and says You using the phone? Nope, I'm superman, i am just looking for my costume. Here's your sign!

Bill Engvall

#2. I am not a child, Christian."
"Well, stop acting like one.

E.L. James

#3. A pseudo-event ... comes about because someone has planned it, planted, or incited it. Typically, it is not a train wreck or an earthquake, but an interview.

Daniel J. Boorstin

#4. Memories were a powerful thing. They could at once set you free or take you prisoner, hold your entire life captive. I

L. H. Cosway

#5. I figure anytime you put an adjective before 'writer,' it's a way of dismissing the writer.

Stephen Graham Jones

#6. I no longer see Descartes' statement as arbitrary. It is representative of our culture's narcissism. This narcissism leads to a disturbing disrespect for direct experience and a negation of the body.

Derrick Jensen

#7. I was a smart-ass, born and raised. This had been my curse and would continue to be so.

David Sedaris

#8. Genius is a light which makes the darkness visible, like the lightning's flash, which perchance shatters the temple of knowledge itself.

Henry David Thoreau