Kravitz Deli Quotes

#1. My eldest cat, "Nigger-Man," was seven years old and had come with me from my home in Bolton, Massachusetts;

H.P. Lovecraft

#2. When a Jew, in America or in South Africa, talks to his Jewish companions about 'our' government, he means the government of Israel.

David Ben-Gurion

#3. SOYINKA WON THE NOBEL PRIZE
ACHEBE, LITERARY COMMANDER
P.D. JAMES, WE LOVE HER
AGATHA CHRISTIE, QUEEN OF CRIME

S.A. David

#4. When we hear jokes against women, and we are asked why we don't laugh at them, the answer is easy, simple, and short. Of course we're not laughing ... Nobody laughs at the sight of their own blood.

Naomi Weisstein

#5. Nothing can scatter like 3 Siamese cats better than 2 Siamese cats.

Lilian Jackson Braun

#6. Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid says he will not seek re-election. Harry said he wants to spend more time with his family. As I always say, check with your family.

David Letterman

#7. I'm the most underrated, most hated, greatest of all time. I constantly have people who quit their jobs just to go on the internet and try to stop me at any and all costs. People flag my videos thousands of times.

Riff Raff

#8. I'm not paranoid,I just don't trust people.

Rudy Giuliani