Kramer Festivus Quotes

#1. I sleep completely naked to make me believe you are here, but when I wake up it is not the same thing. Most of all, don't deceive me with other women any more.

Camille Claudel

#2. You obey Wade Barrett's orders and you disrespect every person who has ever been champion. Including yourself.

Randy Orton

#3. Unshed tears leave a deposit on your heart. Eventually they form a crust around it and paralyze it, the way mineral deposits paralyze a washing machine.

Susanna Tamaro

#4. American radio is the reverse of the Shakespearean stage. In Shakespeare's time the world's greatest dramas were acted with the most primitive technical arrangements; on the American air the world's most primitive writing is performed under perfect technical conditions.

George Mikes

#5. Coming out of Juilliard, I had a big head, and a lot of people wouldn't want to be an assistant. But I am so fortunate, and I've learned a ton.

Bryan Cogman

#6. He rounded the table, shrugging out of his zipped hoodie. "You want some of this?"
Stuff always got real when the clothes started to come off.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#7. You're fighting the urge to look down and check, aren't you?" I say in the dark. My dick stirs, like he knows he's about to become a conversation piece and wants to look his best.

Kristen Callihan

#8. Do parents sit down and tell their kids everything? I don't know. I don't know.

Maurice Sendak

#9. Another way you can be nicer to yourself is by replacing some of that asshole language that you use toward yourself in your head.

Robert Duff

#10. Market-driven design builds the success of the product's marketing into the product itself.

Seth Godin

#11. The future of rock belongs to women.

Kurt Cobain