Kragen Oreilly Auto Quotes

#1. Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"
Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.

Groucho Marx

#2. For years I wrote in my basement. More recently I graduated to one floor above, an office with all my books and music and - ta da! - a window.

Mitch Albom

#3. She was looking for a husband, partly because she was afraid no one might want her, partly because
she couldn't decide what to do with herself until that problem was solved, partly because everyone else was looking for a husband.

A.S. Byatt

#4. Presently, I was aware that Jeeves was with me. I hadn't heard him come in, but you often don't with Jeeves. He just streams silently from spot A to spot B, like some gas.

P.G. Wodehouse

#5. His heart found something that it doesn't want to live without, he whispered.

Carolyn Brown

#6. I think my issues with the Internet surround people who become 'overnight celebrities.' It's like, really? You put something on YouTube, and they Auto-Tuned it, and now you're a star, and you have a TV show, and you have a record deal.

Kim Fields

#7. I'm a great admirer of secularism. At its best, I think it's one of the best things that we have. I don't believe in insinuating religion into conversation. I don't believe in excluding it from conversation. I enjoy the fact that people's innermost thoughts are their own.

Marilynne Robinson

#8. What a sense of security in an old book which time has criticized for us.

James Russell Lowell

#9. I feel I've lived so long, and went through so much, that all I want is calm and rest.

Moshe Dayan

#10. It is the hour of departure, the hard cold hour which the night fastens to all timetables.

Pablo Neruda

#11. I'm basically a computer science nerd.

Rebecca Moore

#12. ...the one certain thing in life is that no one can make the truth untrue simply because it hurts.

David Weber

#13. My parents were constantly afraid they would lose their jobs. The idea that we were always a paycheck away from disaster was drilled into me.

Gary Shteyngart

#14. If you happen to be one of the people who has a split zygomaticus major muscle, where the lower part of it is tethered to the overlying skin, this will create a dimple in your cheek when you smile.

Alice Roberts

#15. Of all follies there is none greater than wanting to make the world a better place.

Moliere