Kopechnes Body Quotes

#1. A pod's activated ahead of us, releasing a gush of steam that parboils everyone in its path, leaving the victims intestine-pink and very dead.

Suzanne Collins

#2. One must always have in mind one simple fact - there is no literate population in the world that is poor, and there is no illiterate population that is anything but poor.

John Kenneth Galbraith

#3. Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.

Joan Rivers

#4. When I was 5, I wore a tie, and I wanted to change my name to Larry, which probably tipped my parents off that I was gay.

Laura Ricketts

#5. Thanks to technological progress, Big Brother can now be almost as omnipresent as God.

Aldous Huxley

#6. The cruel-hearted love upon the wind and dash feelings until none are left.

Joel T. McGrath

#7. The first thing to say about Eve is that she was a big improvement on the Adam design, or that Adam was an extremely misguided variation on the Eve design. (Consider testicles. Two concentrated nuclei of absolute vulnerability. Where? Dangling between the legs. I rest my case.)

Glen Duncan

#8. I'm not apologizing to anybody for anything.

Antonio Davis

#9. When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.

Bryan Fields