Konitz Christmas Quotes

#1. I have never been the stereotypical figure skater.

Tonya Harding

#2. I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.

Sarah Silverman

#3. In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.

George Bernard Shaw

#4. It was a moment before she replied. And in that moment, she realized that what was gone from her was the child in her, she'd crossed a brink from which there was no turning back. Whoever she had been, she was not anymore. And her life, for better or worse, would never again be what it had.

Allan Folsom

#5. If I made a habit of waiting for an invitation, I'd never get to go anywhere. - Puck

Julie Kagawa

#6. I'm really into the irony of writing vaguely radical plays that instantly win huge establishment awards. It's really amusing.

Israel Horovitz

#7. It might be well enough to wander if you've a place and people to come back to, but I tell you now there's no desolation like wanting to go home and truly not knowing where it is.

Elizabeth Kerner

#8. I was an abused kid.

Rosie O'Donnell

#9. How little the color of a life jacket matters when we fall overboard. If something is important, it will be important under all circumstances. Otherwise, it's not important.

Pat McBride