Koelker Excavating Quotes

#1. A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you're having boring, obligatory sex with your spouse, who's as dry and exciting as a sack of flour.

Jarod Kintz

#2. It's a real challenge to complete a story arc and end up with a cool punchline in 120 characters.

Mark Hoppus

#3. Look, I went to a lot of trouble to come here and try to help you. I'm in more trouble than I can guess, but if you don't want my help ... maybe I should have just stayed home.

D.L. Given

#4. I don't need bodyguards.

Jimmy Hoffa

#5. You have never looked in the eyes of someone who does not matter to God.

Bill Hybels

#6. What they all knew was this: Life was fragile.

Kaya McLaren

#7. I was thrilled to win a Tony in 2005 for 'Spamalot'.

Eric Idle

#8. You know, sweetheart, I know I'm fucked up. But if you think the guy trying to protect you instead of walk all over you is the one trying to run your life, you're just as fucked up as I am.

Lisa Renee Jones

#9. If youre never scared, or embarased, or hurt, it means you never take any chances.

Julia Sorel

#10. I've been doing politics 30 years. I've never seen an election like this [in 2016]. This is entirely unpredictable.

Renee Montagne