Koechner Quotes

#1. When I'm dreaming of Alison Koechner, what I'm dreaming of is not dying. Okay? See? I get it.

Ben H. Winters

#2. I never sweat about work. I just assume work's coming.

David Koechner

#3. We can leave our legacy only if we are willing to change - to go beyond partisan labels, and to solve the problems facing Washingtonians.

Christine Gregoire

#4. I love bouncing between different genres. And comedy, obviously, is something I enjoy doing the most and I've had the most success with. But I'm open to all jobs and all genres.

David Koechner

#5. Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.

Mary Schmich

#6. The stronger I am in my personal life, the more energy I have to look outward, to address my society.

Ani DiFranco

#7. I love weird man, when you get to do something that you don't necessarily get to do in real life, play characters that are a little bit outlandish.

David Koechner

#8. I don't like people who don't have opinions.

David Koechner

#9. I am all about switching between genres and doing as much as possible.

David Koechner

#10. I don't deserve this. I have forgiven myself. What I did to you was not so bad. It happens.

Salvador Plascencia

#11. Every character and person in life needs a voice and every once in a while I get to inhabit the voice of the misunderstood.

David Koechner

#12. I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it.

David Koechner

#13. I think I went into poli-sci because I knew there was a stage, plus I thought I wanted to help people, and I realized in poli-sci that if you want to be a politician you're either born into it, or you've got an amazing brain, which those are rare - and I don't have one.

David Koechner

#14. And you say you are broken, but broken mirrors like you create the most beautiful patterns of light.

Nikita Gill

#15. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, handsome, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be?

Marianne Williamson

#16. I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

David Koechner

#17. It's dangerous for one actor to advise another one, especially when you're not in charge. On the set, I'm never gonna tell another person, "Here's what I think you should do." That's a discussion they should only have with the writers, producers, and directors.

David Koechner

#18. To create an album of love, I really had - I thought it was going to be easy, because I've always written love songs. But I thought if I really want to make a love album that contributes, that actually means something, I've got to go deep.

Jason Mraz

#19. The song I came to sing
remains unsung to this day.
I have spent my days in stringing
and in unstringing my instrument.
The time has not come true,
the words have not been rightly set;
only there is the agony
of wishing in my heart ...

Rabindranath Tagore

#20. It will be interesting to find out something about her that no one else knew.

Hinako Ashihara

#21. A lot of times when you're young and carefree, you don't realize, when you tip over the edge, how difficult it is to climb back in.

Joe Cocker

#22. Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.

David Koechner