Kneepads Quotes

#1. I'm going to the White House to get my presidential kneepads.

Monica Lewinsky

#2. We mourn for the dead, but it's a selfish act. It may be a tragedy that so many young lives are lost to us, but it's our tragedy alone because they are at peace.

Jenny Penn

#3. ... and I'll be happy here and happy there, full
of tea and tears

Frank O'Hara

#4. We are the greatest computers in this world, but now we've created the smart phone which is smarter than us now, but we're still making dumb decisions. We have given our creations more power than we have, and that to me is dumb.

Bootsy Collins

#5. You really can have your dreams and at the same time have a family. But it has to be a really deliberate practice.

Mark Ruffalo

#6. If you can be free from pride, self-pity, self-centeredness, selfishness, jealousy, envy, intolerance, impatience, greed, gluttony, lust, sloth, arrogance, and dishonesty, then there is a state of serenity and connectedness within.

Russell Brand

#7. Learning often means changing the game board, not just learning fancier strategies on the same board with the same pieces.

David N. Perkins

#8. What are we all sent into the world for, but to be of use to each other?

Emily Eden

#9. The Irish sometimes make and keep a vow against whiskey; these vows are usually limited to a short time.

Maria Edgeworth

#10. His feet where retarded.

Stephen Crane

#11. Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Mark Twain

#12. Start behaving like the mature woman you are, and acknowledge the fact that you have flaws. And give the poor devil a chance to prove that he can love you regardless.

Lisa Kleypas