Klopp Jurgen Quotes

#1. If you do not understand what God's present claims over you are, you may depend upon it that as days of testing come on you will not be able to keep your footing.

George Wigram

#2. The purpose of life is to know God and to bring glory and honor to his name. For most people, marriage enhances the possibility of achieving this objective.

Gary Chapman

#3. If you lose a game, everyone asks why this player didn't play. If we win, nobody asks.

Jurgen Klopp

#4. I should have shouted "No" and left him. "But at least" said Satan in the deeps of my mind, "know what the temptation is before you do anything hastily.

Lord Dunsany

#5. One of biggest rules in football is you have to avoid crosses.

Jurgen Klopp

#6. The problem is that Bayern has a bazooka.

Jurgen Klopp

#7. Messi is the Best. There must be life out there somewhere, on some other planet. Because he is too good and we are just too bad for him.

Jurgen Klopp

#8. ...words can serve as a bomb or a balm..." -Harmony

Megan McCafferty

#9. I don't want to judge America. I love America. God bless America. There are so many wonderful things about America. The fork! But we are a little behind on the bidet situation. I'm willing to say that. Hopefully we'll get our act together.

Ken Marino

#10. Cristiano reminds me of German tennis player Michael Stich. He was destined to make history, but then Boris Becker showed up. Cristiano is so fast, so strong, so incredible, but he has one problem: Leo Messi.

Jurgen Klopp

#11. I hate this life of the fashionable world, always ordered, measured, ruled, like our music-paper. What I have always wished for, desired, and coveted, is the life of an artist, free and independent, relying only on my own resources, and accountable only to myself.

Alexandre Dumas

#12. Her timing sucked. She was pretty sure the Fates were smoking joints and sitting around laughing at their crystal ball.

T.S. Joyce

#13. Making judgments on films is in many ways so peculiarly vaporous an occupation that the only question is why, beyond the obvious opportunities for a few lectures fees and a little careerism at a dispiritingly self-limiting level, anyone does it in the first place.

Joan Didion

#14. No one took her seriously because she was small and feathered, a strange little dino-bird, but she had a sickle claw and she was not afraid to use it.

Anne Ursu

#15. (Britney Spears) went in for knee surgery and came out a little top heavy.

Robbie Williams

#16. P15 - Our advanced technological society is rapidly making objects of us and subtly programming us into conformity to the logic of its system to the degree that this happens, we are also becoming submerged in a new "Culture of Silence".

Paulo Freire

#17. California is a small woman saying, 'Fuck me.' New York is a large man saying, 'Fuck you!

George Carlin

#18. I take the lighter and resist the urge to hug him. Tristan says I can be a little too touchy-feely. Actually, his term is touchy-fucky but I modify it to make myself feel better.

Leisa Rayven