Klepaskis Lawn Quotes

#1. Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

Bill Murray

#2. Human nature is not nearly as bad as it has been thought to be.

Abraham Maslow

#3. Didn't George Washington say, 'He who controls Afghanistan will carry New Jersey?'

Gore Vidal

#4. To wheel about in one's chair to address the footman would be completely outside the pale.

Sheri Cobb South

#5. And things were back to normal except we were just friends.

Stephen Chbosky

#6. It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

Bill Hicks

#7. You know," he went on almost under his breath, "every man who thinks for himself and feels vividly finds he lives in a world of his own, apart, and believes that one day he'll come across, either in a book or in a person, the Priest who shall make it clear to him.

Algernon Blackwood

#8. Point set topology is a disease from which the human race will soon recover.

Henri Poincare

#9. If books are tagged as #MustRead, should cookbooks be tagged #MustCook?

Pragati Bidkar

#10. I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.

Will Rogers

#11. No leader can be too far ahead of his followers.

Eleanor Roosevelt

#12. But anyone who only expects thinking to give assurances, and awaits the day when we can go beyond it as unnecessary, is demanding that thought annihilate itself.

Martin Heidegger

#13. Our villagers are born to religion. But they show no interest in that aspect of religion which means unity,friendship,love and respect for others, and so forth, in other words, in such things as lead men to righteousness and fullness of life.

Mahmut Makal

#14. (T)here are friendships in this world that seem incomprehensible to ordinary people, but are in fact conduits to deeper wisdom and insight.

Elif Shafak

#15. I hate to look at myself in a mirror, and I never go and see films.

Ursula Andress