Kitzhaber Son Quotes

#1. New York waiters, probably the surliest in the Western world ... are better images of their city than that journalistic favorite the taxi driver.

Alan Brien

#2. I love to dance in the disco, but that's about it.

Heather Mills

#3. Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR
per
G.G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE

Mark Twain

#4. For example, lead paint in old houses can be a greater threat to children's health than lead that may be under some industrial site where there are no children.

Fred Thompson

#5. It's impossible to just localize your perceptions - because the stimuli come from both eyes.

Guido Molinari

#6. There are certain protective forces in the universe that do watch over us, but the innocent die too.

Frederick Lenz

#7. Any universe simple enough to be understood is too simple to produce a mind able to understand it
-Barrow's Uncertainty Principle

John D. Barrow

#8. The size of the promised paycheck is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it.

Howard Tayler

#9. The pleached bower,
Where honeysuckles ripened by the sun
Forbid the sun to enter, like favorites
Made proud by princes, that advance their pride
Against that power that bred it.

William Shakespeare

#10. I don't know whether I like it, but it is what I meant.

Ralph Vaughan Williams

#11. That's the way life takes us,' Elleke once said. 'It takes us like this, then it turns us over and takes us like that.' What she didn't say was that through it all we manage to cling to something that makes sense.

Abdulrazak Gurnah