Kitty Flanagan Funny Quotes

#1. Football coaches meet midfield after a game, but they don't always hug

Hillary Rodham Clinton

#2. You've got blood on your hands, asshole, and I'm your goddamned UV light.

S.A. Bouraleh

#3. How can it be that it is not a news item when an elderly homeless person dies of exposure but it is news when the stock market loses two points?

Pope Francis

#4. Chaos is impatient. It's random. And above all it's selfish. It tears down everything just for the sake of change, feeding on itself in constant hunger. But Chaos can also be appealing. It tempts you to believe that nothing matters except what you want.

Rick Riordan

#5. God knows you can have complication and difficulty without any compensating depth or seriousness

Julian Barnes

#6. Sexism and racism and homophobia and classism are so naturalized. All these stereotypes make people think it's just normal that straight white men are getting all the breaks.

Kathleen Hanna

#7. [ ... ] and the love he felt at that moment, truer than all subsequent loves because it never had to survive.

Jeffrey Eugenides

#8. I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.

Daniel Tosh

#9. Clock time is our bank manager, tax collector, police inspector; this inner time is our wife.

Audrey Niffenegger

#10. The idea that an individual can find God is terribly self-centered. It is like a wave thinking it can find the sea.

John Templeton