Kissing Wife Quotes

#1. You're not kissing my wife tonight.

Serena Grey

#2. I made jokes about kissing Murphy Brown. But if that's what cost me my job, my wife will probably say, "Hey asshole, I told you so."

Bebe Neuwirth

#3. Telling a person with toothache that there are others with greater toothache than their own was no help at all.

Alexander McCall Smith

#4. At ninety-nine they began to call him well-preserved; but unchanged would have been nearer the mark.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#5. Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

Harry Carpenter

#6. My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.

Max Miller

#7. I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven. If you see me with a clean face, then you know I'm in the kissing mode!

Patrick Dempsey

#8. My wife told me one of the sweetest things one could hear: 'I am not jealous. But I am truly sad for all the actresses who embrace you and kiss you while acting, for with them, you are only pretending.'

Joseph Cotten

#9. Freddie is great. At a time when everybody around was doing God knows what, Queen was making music.

Ozzy Osbourne

#10. Given the millions of billions of Earth-like planets, life elsewhere in the Universe without a doubt, does exist. In the vastness of the Universe we are not alone.

Albert Einstein

#11. On any given day, my daughters would snuggle in bed with my wife and me. We just hug and kiss each other. We laugh out loud and act completely silly. I stop and think to myself, "This is love."

Jacob Vargas

#12. I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!

Rodney Dangerfield

#13. Not everyone is comfortable with the kissing ritual. My husband is one of them. Her refuses to press lips with anyone except his wife, mother, and dog. If someone wanted to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, he would refuse until he had been formally introduced.

Erma Bombeck

#14. I would like to thank the incomparable William H. Macy for taking a chunky 22-year-old with a bad perm and glasses out into a cow pasture and kissing me and making me his wife.

Felicity Huffman

#15. If you have behaved badly, repent, make what amends you can and address yourself to the task of behaving better next time.

Aldous Huxley

#16. I would say I am more concerned with the plays I'm going to do than the movies. I'm more comfortable in a play. In film, there's always a certain sense of control, of holding back. The stage is different ; there's more to act. There are more demands put on you, more experiences to go through.

Al Pacino

#17. I'm trying to think how I impressed my wife. We had an on-stage kiss, and I really went for it. Because I liked her. Usually you can get away with it being just technical, but it was a problem when I ended up kissing my wife on the set. I'd say I stopped acting and kissed her on set.

David Walton

#18. Biting's excellent. It's like kissing - only there is a winner.

Neil Gaiman

#19. It might be called denial by some, but in that moment I thought it was the very strength that made humanity so successful ... the ability to transcend reality, to create reality around them, even for a moment

Rachel Caine

#20. A good wife is heaven's last, best gift to man, - his gem of many virtues, his casket of jewels; her voice is sweet music, her smiles his brightest day, her kiss the guardian of his innocence, her arms the pale of his safety ...

Jeremy Taylor

#21. On the other hand, those ministers who are found to have been unfaithful shall have a most terrible punishment. See Ezek. xxxiii. 6; Matt. xxiii. 1-33. Thus justice shall be administered at the great day to ministers and their people.

Jonathan Edwards

#22. He never had any sense of decorum ... always kissing his wife in the most unsuitable places!' "(Are you sure you kiss me in suitable places, Gilbert? I'm afraid Mrs. Gibson would think the nape of the neck, for instance, most unsuitable.) "'But,

L.M. Montgomery

#23. Before you went to work this morning in the city, did you spend some time with your family? Did you kiss your wife and tell her that she's pretty?

Mac Davis

#24. Go force your condescending man-logic on the next house. You can go now.

Lisa McMann

#25. I do love wearing heels but my feet can't be in them all day long. I want to have fun and dance so I need to be comfortable.

Kim Smith

#26. There was a law in Connecticut - I believe it is still formally unrepealed - making it illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

Bertrand Russell

#27. When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"

Groucho Marx

#28. I want my wife to wake me up with a sweet kiss

Lee Donghae

#29. Love hugging and kissing my wife after we've been apart for a while.

Gary Chapman

#30. My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff.

Cuba Gooding Jr.

#31. It was the first time I had ever felt guilt at finding a man attractive.

Tabitha McGowan