Kiss My Wife Quotes

#1. I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

Woody Allen

#2. I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.

Frank Carson

#3. I brushed a kiss over her lips and then studied her face, finally daring to believe that this beautiful, brave woman was really my wife.

Richelle Mead

#4. My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.

Max Miller

#5. My wife told me one of the sweetest things one could hear: 'I am not jealous. But I am truly sad for all the actresses who embrace you and kiss you while acting, for with them, you are only pretending.'

Joseph Cotten

#6. going. "'Your wife is ugly, and your daughter too. I think this play is stupid, so guess what? I'm out of here and you can kiss my -

James Patterson

#7. If all of the money was gone from my life,
Would you still love me?" a man asks his wife.
"Of course," she replies. "Come here, let me kiss you.
I'll love you forever, but boy would I miss you!

David Rakoff

#8. On any given day, my daughters would snuggle in bed with my wife and me. We just hug and kiss each other. We laugh out loud and act completely silly. I stop and think to myself, "This is love."

Jacob Vargas

#9. I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!

Rodney Dangerfield

#10. You're not kissing my wife tonight.

Serena Grey

#11. He never had any sense of decorum ... always kissing his wife in the most unsuitable places!' "(Are you sure you kiss me in suitable places, Gilbert? I'm afraid Mrs. Gibson would think the nape of the neck, for instance, most unsuitable.) "'But,

L.M. Montgomery

#12. Before you went to work this morning in the city, did you spend some time with your family? Did you kiss your wife and tell her that she's pretty?

Mac Davis

#13. If my wife finds comfort in trite Gispy homilies, I have no objection to your offering them. However, if you ever kiss her again, no matter how platonic the fashion, I'll make a eunuch of you.

Lisa Kleypas

#14. I want my wife to wake me up with a sweet kiss

Lee Donghae

#15. He knew she suspected he was up to something, but being the good wife that she was, she didn't question him further. Just gave him a hug and a kiss goodbye and told him to be careful.

Kathryn Meyer Griffith

#16. I believe it is conceded that, notwithstanding the fabled blue laws of New England, a man may, without impropriety, kiss his wife on Sunday and possibly, if he have a chance, some other sweet-faced woman.

David Josiah Brewer

#17. But before he left, Matthew drew his wife aside and whispered, "Why do they have holes in their dresses?"
"I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation," she whispered back, and pressed a fleeting kiss on his jaw.

Lisa Kleypas

#18. There's nothing like the first kiss once you've been pronounced husband and wife. It's such a wonderful moment!

Sara Ramirez

#19. My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.

Max Miller

#20. By the power vested in me thanks to Google, I know pronounce you husband and wife! You may kiss the bride!

J.R. Ward

#21. My wife and I met right down the street. Our single, 'Just a Kiss' is kind of about that moment. I was trying to replicate that dance-off between Justin Timberlake and Brittany Spears.

Charles Kelley

#22. I like writing books. I'd rather be at home with my wife. I can write, take a break, come out, have a glass of tea, give my wife a kiss, and go back in and write some more. It's not so bad. I am really lucky.

Gene Wilder

#23. I'm trying to think how I impressed my wife. We had an on-stage kiss, and I really went for it. Because I liked her. Usually you can get away with it being just technical, but it was a problem when I ended up kissing my wife on the set. I'd say I stopped acting and kissed her on set.

David Walton