Kiss My Boyfriend Quotes

#1. My boyfriend is a rock god baby
(and not kiss-of-death(sorry))

Rachel Caine

#2. hornier than a bunny on ecstasy

Kyle Adams

#3. Her boyfriend, Camdon or Brandon or whatever his name is, tosses Callie his wallet and says, 'Gotta take a leak.' They exchange a kiss--- which, I mean, why? Is he going to drown in the toilet?

Julie Murphy

#4. I always thought New York City would be romantic, like a boyfriend who would kiss my hand and throw rocks at my window to get my attention.

Hannah Brencher

#5. There is a harvest field you cannot reap alone

Sunday Adelaja

#6. And it occurred to Colin that the kiss didn't feel nearly as good as the sound of her asking him if he wanted to be her boyfriend.

John Green

#7. Knowledge is the prime need of the hour.

Mary McLeod Bethune

#8. If you've got a problem, sleep on it before you make a decision you might later regret. Things always look rosier in the morning.

Jeffrey Archer

#9. Levental, Zdenko.1977. "Der 'Sonnendoktor' Arnold Rikli (The 'Sun Doctor' Arnold Rikli)." Gesnerus 34:394-403. Leviton, Richard

Anonymous

#10. We knew we were doomed. The kiss was a warm acceptance of years of bickering, years of me consuming foods that I found barely edible and Henry tidying up after someone who already thought she had tidied up. When I kissed Henry I wasn't imagining Ex-boyfriend #13; I was picturing Husband #1.

Lisa Lutz

#11. I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.

Anna Kournikova

#12. It's a job - someone's gotta kiss Jennifer Aniston. The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine.

David Schwimmer

#13. Breckin, this is Holder. Holder is not my boyfriend, but if I catch him trying to break the record for best first kiss with another girl, then he'll soon be my not breathing non-boyfriend.

Colleen Hoover

#14. Some people say it's scarier to direct the people you work with; not me, I'm a team guy.

Mark Harmon

#15. There are too many people, that's why we have global warming. We have global warming because too many people are using too much stuff.

Ted Turner

#16. The good thing is I picked a profession that I'm passionate about.

Ainsley Earhardt

#17. I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.

Amy Jo Johnson

#18. Charles, if you were here right now, I'd totally kiss you."
He chuckled softly. "I get that a lot, but I doubt my boyfriend will approve.

Laurel Cremant

#19. Kill them with kindness, slay them with a smile and murder them with a kiss. ~Caesar~ The Goodbye Man.

A. Giannoccaro

#20. Sometimes you don't realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.

Susan Gale

#21. And why had Deb's last boyfriend dumped her?
I dumped him.
Maybe you didn't French-kiss him enough.
I promise you that wasn't it.
Tell me how many times a day you kissed, and I'll say if it was enough.
Four hundred.
Not enough.

Miranda July

#22. You convinced me that you're a good kisser, that doesn't mean you like me."
"I'm here pretending to be your boyfriend with the possibility of getting zero benefits from you. Trust me kitten, I like you. I like you a whole lottle, remember?

L.A. Casey

#23. It's okay for my Beliebers to have a boyfriend, but please don't kiss them in front of me because I get jealous.

Justin Bieber

#24. There's one advantage in having been around as long as I have. Everybody in the Senate knows me, and - I'm going to say something presumptuous, to repeat myself - I think most respect me.

Joe Biden

#25. It wasn't a little kiss, Not like your first peck or like the time you made out with your junior high boyfriend behind the movie theater. It was throw-your-arms-around-his-neck, bury-your-fingers-in-his-hair, why-haven't-we-done-this-before kissing

Jenna Evans Welch