Kilgariff And Hardstark Quotes

#1. The key to being a wonderful writer is not to write. You just get out of the way. Leave room for God to walk in the room. And when I write something that I know is right, I get on my knees and say 'thank you.'

Michael Jackson

#2. You bear the mark of the ouroboros, the sign of eternal life. And what is that circle, but the shadow of the sun itself.

Karen Maitland

#3. For there is no virtue, the honor and credit for which procures a man more odium than that of justice; and this, because more than any other, it acquires a man power and authority among the common people.

Plutarch

#4. So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my grandmother's house, and I would put on Richard Pryor Live on Long Beach and would play it like a loop and think and write.

George Lopez

#5. Brothers and sisters, friends and enemies: I just can't believe that everyone in here is a friend and I don't want to leave anybody out.

Malcolm X

#6. Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa)

David Levithan

#7. Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you can across the face.

Richard Griffiths

#8. If you understand something, you don't forgive it, you are the thing itself: forgiveness is for what you don't understand.

Doris Lessing

#9. We are afraid of religion because it interprets rather than observance. Religion does not confirm that there are hungry people in the world; it interprets the hungry to be our brethren whom we allowed to starve.

Dorothee Solle

#10. Shoot for the stars. You may not get the stars-but you may get the moon.

Carleton Young

#11. And there, nestled against Bob's bitch tits I found my release.

Chuck Palahniuk