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#1. There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.' - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#2. Declassified papers report that John Kennedy was taking eight different medications a day. He was so wasted, his Secret Service code name was Ted Kennedy. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#3. Or as hockey player Sergei Fedorov knows it, 'The day I can legally start telling everyone I am sleeping with Anna Kournikova.' - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#4. Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#5. I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#6. Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#7. Saddam Hussein is about to face trial and George Bush wants to execute him. Not because of the war crimes, but because Saddam is beating him in the polls. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#8. Feet, wearing a black rubber gas mask that obscured his face. His chest was bare, covered in dried blood. All he wore was stained white underwear, and combat boots, their laces untied. - Author: Jack Kilborn
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#9. President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth to that.' - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#10. In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#11. I have a wonderful respect for old people. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#12. CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me. But I simply want to try something new. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#13. They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#14. Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#15. Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoir has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#16. I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#17. This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.' - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#18. Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#19. President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#20. It's not a big part, ... I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor's gynecologist, 'If you have a problem with it, just give it a light tap on the side.' Then they hand me a urine sample, and I put it up to the light and say 'Hmm, looks pretty healthy, but I'll check.' - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#21. Here in California, one candidate for governor is a 100-year-old woman. She's going door-to-door and asking one simple question - 'Do I live here?' - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#22. Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#23. It's fun being creative and that's satisfying. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#24. Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#25. John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#26. Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#27. New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#28. If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch! - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#29. There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?' - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#30. The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#31. Boeing is working on an invisible fighter jet so nobody can see who's flying it. Didn't George Bush fly this in the National Guard, I believe? - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#32. John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#33. The prison scandal is really hurting President Bush's poll numbers. In fact, I hear he's already working on his concession smirk. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#34. I used to make fun of young people when I was 17 - the angst, the insecurities, all those tattoos. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#35. On Sunday, the president flies to the Azores islands to attend a summit with British Prime Minister Tony Blair and Spanish Prime Minister Jose Aznar, and here's my prediction: Bush gets voted off. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#36. Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#37. I'm from the Midwest. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#38. Maria Shriver is credited with helping Arnold win by standing by him despite allegations of groping. She had to stand by him cause Arnold had a vice grip on her left ass cheek. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#39. Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.' - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#40. The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.' - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#41. You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?' - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#42. I'm going to miss my best friends - my cameras. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#43. My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.' - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#44. Broadcasting was something, I don't want to say it came easy, but it's something I'm comfortable doing. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#45. Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on Arnold's movies. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#46. George W. Bush even stopped in Pennsylvania to try his hand at the lotto and gave up when he could only think of the numbers 4 and 17 - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#47. As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#48. Singer Boy Dylan was stopped at his own sow by security guards who failed to recognize the singer. Asked to comment, Dylan replied, 'I can hardly blame them. Look at me.' - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#49. There has been no electricity in Baghdad for a week and the people are angry. You would be angry too if you couldn't watch your brand new stolen TV. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#50. The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#51. Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#52. I enjoyed retirement the right way ... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#53. President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#54. I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#55. California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?' - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#56. John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#57. Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#58. Federal authorities have informed Martha Stewart's lawyers she will be indicted for her role in the ImClone insider trading scandal. Good news for Martha - stripes are back in this year. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#59. Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#60. Too many people would rather fight to the death to defend their bullhead positions. Tyrone was impressed whenever someone changed their mind. It meant acting on reason, and with reason came self-improvement. - Author: Jack Kilborn
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#61. In Louisiana, President Bush met with over 15,000 National Guard troops. Here's the weird part, nobody remembers seeing him there. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#62. I don't complain. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#63. In a new poll 54 percent believed President Bush exaggerated the size of Iraq's missile threat. Hey, he's a guy. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#64. I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#65. President Bush has delivered a new resolution to the U.N. saying that Saddam has failed to cooperate with U.N. resolutions, freeing us to get our war on. Don't mess with us France, or we'll send Jerry Lewis to Iraq as a human shield. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#66. President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.' - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#67. I thought late-night was crowded ... the format's repetitive. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#68. I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#69. Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape? - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#70. People who go into show business are screwed up. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#71. Of course, Jack Kilborn is better than both of us combined and mixed with a side helping of the Bronte sisters. - Author: J.A. Konrath
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#72. Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#73. However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#74. Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.' - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#75. Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#76. President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#77. John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?' - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#78. Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.' - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#79. Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#80. While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#81. President Bush announced a billion dollar mission to the moon and Mars. He came up with a snappy new slogan - to drill where no man has drilled before. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#82. Tom Ridge now says we don't have to run out and put plastic sheets all over the house. Great, tell that to my dead parakeet. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#83. Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#84. People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#85. A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#86. Paul Wilson) The Serial Series (with J.A. Konrath and Jack Kilborn) "Serial" (short story) "Bad Girl" (short story) Serial Uncut (novella) Killers (novella) Birds of Prey Killers Uncut Serial Killers Uncut (double novel) - Author: Blake Crouch
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#87. It's weird watching President Bush struggle with excuses
for why we went to war. As he struggles, it reminds us
all what a terrific liar Bill Clinton really was. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#88. I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#89. I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#90. President Bush is in the hot seat over Iraqi pre-war intelligence. Remember the good ol' days when the only thing the president was trying to cover up was a stain? - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#91. Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#92. A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness ... from all the free drinks. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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#93. Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark. - Author: Craig Kilborn
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