Kidney Stone Quotes

#1. Life is full of endless possibilities. I tried valiantly not to choke on the beer nuts I was chewing while she gushed this kidney stone of wisdom,

Bret Easton Ellis

#2. A panic attack is interesting the way a broken leg or a kidney stone is interesting - a pain that you want to end.

Scott Stossel

#3. I could no more lie without noticing it than I could unknowingly pass a kidney stone.

Kurt Vonnegut

#4. Cas does have a weakness for girls who can kick his ass.

Kendare Blake

#5. How can you ricochet from a moment where you are on top of the world to one where you are crawling at rock bottom

Jodi Picoult

#6. I've really been sick with this cold, but I think I might have kept the columns going anyhow except I was just so low in spirit, I didn't have the will to struggle against them when my deadline was so close and I felt so lousy.

Ernie Pyle

#7. If you allow your mind to carp at all and sundry, it will turn against itself: the majority of our sorrows are self-inflicted.

Rabindranath Tagore

#8. Let him who expects one class of society to prosper in the highest degree, while the other is in distress, try whether one side; of the face can smile while the other is pinched.

Thomas Fuller

#9. my whole life is nothing else than a daily effort to deceive myself and other people, and to avoid noticing it;

Anton Chekhov

#10. The CIA will only hire people with impeccable credentials to be a translator. 'Impeccable credentials' means you've never lived outside the United States.

Michael Bloomberg

#11. Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?"
"I though it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house at night and throw up in his mailbox.

Cassandra Clare

#12. I'm a big singer. I really love it.

Mark Boone Junior

#13. I choose what I believe, and say nothing. For I am not as simple as I may seem.

Catherine Of Aragon

#14. If you picture Time as a straight line along which we have to travel, then you must think of God as the whole page on which the line is drawn.

C.S. Lewis

#15. But, on the other hand, the occasional and precarious dripping of coppers has by no means a genial effect.

James Payn

#16. When I first started buying shoes with my own money, I would always get them from eBay. I used to hack my mum's account, and suddenly these white cowboy leather boots would arrive.

Suki Waterhouse

#17. Gout produces calculus in the kidney ... the patient has frequently to entertain the painful speculation as to whether gout or stone be the worst disease. Sometimes the stone, on passing, kills the patient, without waiting for the gout.

Thomas Sydenham