Kid Rock Funny Quotes

#1. So much history behind and between people, one moment was always a nasty echo of another time, most of who you were already scripted.

Nalo Hopkinson

#2. are you telling me i can't stay here untill saterday?

Dan Abnett

#3. I'm very good at noticing talent. I knew he was special then and obviously he is now.

LeBron James

#4. The human mind is not a terribly logical or consistent place.

Jim Butcher

#5. By the time we were in high school the only difference was that we were talking about how J.D. didn't know that tongue in a girl's ear wasn't a good thing instead of which one of us was going to marry the lead singer of Fall Out Boy one day.

Amy Garvey

#6. I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'

Chris Rock

#7. I don't actually know what 'transgenic' means. I just know that I have to express doubt or repulsion whenever I say it. It impresses people.

Ignacio De Loyola Brandao

#8. I think that it should just be a rule of thumb that if your job asks you to cut your hair ... that means that it's time to quit that job.

Blake Anderson

#9. One of the greatest pieces of advice I've ever gotten in my life was from my mom. When I was a little kid there was a kid who was bugging me at school and she said Okay, I'm gonna tell you what to do. If the kid's bugging you and puts his hands on you; you pick up the nearest rock ...

Johnny Depp

#10. If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!

Chris Rock

#11. They're working their way down. Next year, Todd Bridges gets the award. When I was a kid I wanted to be Eddie Murphy and now I'm a rip-off of Eddie Murphy.

Chris Rock

#12. The one who rules like the mother lasts long.

Laozi

#13. All around us is a nothing that stretches on for infinity. We humans can barely comprehend that. If we comprehend it we are rarely pleased.

F.K. Preston