Kick Arse Quotes

#1. Give fools their gold, and knaves their power; let fortune's bubbles rise and fall; who sows a field, or trains a flower, or plants a tree, is more than all.

John Greenleaf Whittier

#2. I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!

Anthony Foley

#3. Are we going to kick arse and take names, Miss Kane?" "I was thinking we'd maybe just ask them some questions. Politely.

Alexis Hall

#4. She had always looked for sparks of competence, like a diamond prospector in an unpromising wasteland.

Ayn Rand

#5. All the modern verse plays, they're terrible; they're mostly about the poetry. It's more important that the play is first.

Denis Johnson

#6. But most good movies have a gun in them.

David Sedaris

#7. Forget demolishing the grooves of the past. What you're creating is a new groove so deep, so powerful, that your thoughts will automatically flow down this one.

Kamal Ravikant

#8. He who keeps his own counsel keeps his affairs in his own hands.

Umar

#9. How can you know God if you don't seek out his voice, find it, and learn to follow the path he is leading you on

Phil Mitchell

#10. Like if Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started being all bummed out about everything. How were we going to kick arse if our Leonardo was wearing a black eye-band instead of a blue one?

Dougie Poynter

#11. To be a good traveler argues one no ordinary philosopher. A sweet landscape must sometimes be allowed to atone for an indifferent supper, and an interesting ruin charm away the remembrance of a hard bed.

Henry Theodore Tuckerman

#12. Forget the cheap white wine: go to beef and gin!

Julia Child

#13. Then print this. If you report something that irresponsible, I will kick your arse so hard you'll be able to finger yourself and clean your teeth at the same time.

Ann Somerville

#14. What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse?

Tad Williams

#15. Beauty is desired in order that it may be befouled; not for its own sake, but for the joy brought by the certainty of profaining it.

Georges Bataille

#16. Assassination is almost always unthinkable to moral, thinking men until after a holocaust has come and gone.

Caitlin R. Kiernan

#17. SkyClan is growing.

Erin Hunter

#18. Queen Bee hates me. I know, as I reach the door, that nothing good waits for me on the other side. When you're called to see the Commanding Officer, you're either getting a medal or a kick in the arse.

And I'm not getting any medals.

John Owen Theobald

#19. I don't need you to take care of me."

"No, you need a kick up the arse.

Alexis Hall

#20. I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.

Liam Gallagher

#21. My life has been one long descent into respectability.

Mandy Rice-Davies

#22. People change, though, don't you think?" Hatsumi asked. "You mean, like, they go out into society and get a kick up the arse and grow up?

Haruki Murakami

#23. My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook.

Wendy Higgins

#24. Most effectively, if we are made to feel accountable in our judgments, we will spend more time looking at angles and possibilities before making up our minds - and so will expend the correctional

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