Kick Your Arse Quotes

#1. Then print this. If you report something that irresponsible, I will kick your arse so hard you'll be able to finger yourself and clean your teeth at the same time.

Ann Somerville

#2. Like if Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started being all bummed out about everything. How were we going to kick arse if our Leonardo was wearing a black eye-band instead of a blue one?

Dougie Poynter

#3. My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook.

Wendy Higgins

#4. People change, though, don't you think?" Hatsumi asked. "You mean, like, they go out into society and get a kick up the arse and grow up?

Haruki Murakami

#5. I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.

Liam Gallagher

#6. I don't need you to take care of me."

"No, you need a kick up the arse.

Alexis Hall

#7. Queen Bee hates me. I know, as I reach the door, that nothing good waits for me on the other side. When you're called to see the Commanding Officer, you're either getting a medal or a kick in the arse.

And I'm not getting any medals.

John Owen Theobald

#8. The insecure people enjoy bad mouthing the others. They indulge in the continuous havoc and they tangle themselves in this spider web of plots and conflicts. I really wonder what it is about their inner life that make them so insecure. #Justmyobservation.

Euginia Herlihy

#9. I answered that I thought he would never smile again.

Jerome K. Jerome

#10. Ideas come from curiosity.

Walt Disney

#11. There is a bit of Hans Christian Andersen in every Dane.

Victor Borge

#12. What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse?

Tad Williams

#13. Julia [Roberts]. She's got two kids and animals, and I think she's a night nibbler. There'd be crumbs everywhere.

Richard Gere

#14. If you notice someone talking to a person you can't see, she may be a paranoid schizophrenic. But she may also just be psychic. The fact that you can't see the other half of the conversation doesn't mean it's not truly happening. That

Jodi Picoult

#15. Believe in no other God than the one who insists on justice and equality among men.

George Sand

#16. Why bother lifting weights if you aren't following a sound nutritional regimen? Sure, it may be fun, but are you really accomplishing anything?

Robert Cheeke

#17. Improvisation is intuition in action, a way to discover the muse and learn to respond to her call.

Stephen Nachmanovitch

#18. Don't regard yourselves as the final recipients of [...] music [...]. Instead, offer your ears and heart to heaven. Let your experience of [...] music go up to God.

Zalman Schachter-Shalomi

#19. Are we going to kick arse and take names, Miss Kane?" "I was thinking we'd maybe just ask them some questions. Politely.

Alexis Hall

#20. If I have called Cubism a new order, it is without any revolutionary ideas or any reactionary ideas ... One cannot escape from one's own epoch, however revolutionary one may be.

Georges Braque

#21. I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!

Anthony Foley