Key Lime Quotes

#1. I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.

Paula Poundstone

#2. My mother didn't really cook. But she did make key lime pie, until the day the top of the evaporated milk container accidentally ended up in the pie and she decided cooking took too much concentration.

William Of Norwich

#3. One slice of key lime pie. Two forks.' I felt Todd's hand on my arm. 'You'll thank me later.' No doubt I would.

Ophelia London

#4. I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us.

Jen Lancaster

#5. In the 'Mad Men' era, the archetypal dad came home; put down his briefcase; received pipe, Manhattan, roast beef, potatoes, key-lime pie; and was - apparently - content.

Sandra Tsing Loh

#6. You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have to?'

Sloane Crosley

#7. Your job is to try to determine what the people in your life are trying to teach you. You'll find that if you do this, you'll be far less annoyed, bothered, and frustrated by the actions and imperfections of other people.

Richard Carlson

#8. Ray snorted. "Yeah, the air right around where the boat was parked is absolutely full of shit. Like the devil blew his nose all over it."
"That's a pretty picture, Ray.

Amanda Carlson

#9. A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a "brief."

Franz Kafka

#10. Do it right, regret nothing.

Vanna Bonta

#11. How shall I break up this numbness which discredits my sympathetic heart?

Virginia Woolf

#12. All of my babies know that I preach all day ... I ain't trying to hide no light under no bushel. Everybody needs a little light in their life, and when they need prayer, they know where to come because they know I love them all, and I ain't judging nobody.

Betty Wright