Top 80 Kevin James Sayings
#1. I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously.
Kevin James
#2. Trees were made of vibrant green leaves sitting on the shoulders of shy green leaves too embarrassed to show themselves.
Kevin James Moore
#3. The worst thing that can happen to us is that our wings melt and we fall into the sea.
Kevin James Moore
#4. I want to do movies that I'm proud of where my kids, at some point, can see and I can feel comfortable sitting there watching it with them. And just that move people. That make people feel a little bit better about themselves when they leave the theatre.
Kevin James
#5. A song can take you to a special time in your life.
Kevin James
#6. Yeah, I write Urban Fantasy, but its more like Die Hard or Indiana Jones with Fairies, Mummies and a Vampire who uses guns more than his teeth.
Kevin James Breaux
#7. I only have two fingers left.
I wrote the lies of my farewell with two fingers.
That is the truth.
We are evil.
They are kids.
We are evil.
James Dashner
#8. The foolishness of chasing the moon ached my heart. I was stuck between the moon and the shore and surrounded by an empty sea.
Kevin James Moore
#10. If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.
Patton Oswalt
#11. Once a year my back will go out and it'll be ... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.
Kevin James
#12. I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.
Kevin James
#13. We banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It was on this occasion that I discovered that Granuaile had never heard of Ronnie James Dio. My shock at this news was such that I almost completely missed the fact that we were traveling on Bifrost, the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
Kevin Hearne
#14. I'm not a gay man, but I will say this: I get it now. I know what all the hype is about.
Kevin James
#15. I'm not into caps with lots of diamonds on them, like KP.
James Anderson
#16. I write flawed characters. Ones that do not always make the best decisions and are driven by ambition or lust. They are not black or white, they are in the large space that exists between.
Kevin James Breaux
#17. Her honey-blonde hair is strewn across her face as she sways her head. She's working a red sequined bikini separated by a tan, flat stomach, and a butterfly tattoo resting on her left hip. Her legs are clad in black fishnets that run into a pair of white-heeled boots - still a knockout.
Kevin James Moore
#18. You can't spend months insulting almost every group imaginable and then expect everyone to suddenly sing kumbaya together.
Kevin James Shay
#21. When you're big you don't need a reason to sweat. You don't, right? My friends cannot grab a hold of this concept. They come up to me all the time like Jeez! What have you been doing? What are ya jumpin rope in the attic?! Well, I peeled an orange.. about an hour ago. Why, what's up?
Kevin James
#22. I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.'
Kevin James
#24. I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.
Kevin James
#25. There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Kevin James
#27. I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.
Kevin James
#28. You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn't.
Kevin James
#29. I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it's 30 years later.
Kevin James
#30. James Woods is great. I actually did a movie with James Woods in 2000: 'John Q.'
Kevin Connolly
#31. James Van Der Beek and I go way back. We were in the movie 'Angus' together in 1994 or 1995, so I've known him for a million years.
Kevin Connolly
#32. The real Stephen Colbert is a practicing Catholic. He teaches Sunday school. He can recite chapter and verse of chapter and verse - from both the King James Bible and 'The Lord of the Rings.'
Kevin Bleyer
#33. We speed through the streets past modern buildings and ancient architecture. Gazing through the taxi window Rome becomes a wet painting someone has wiped a hand across.
Kevin James Moore
#34. I've always had something in my heart where I root for guys who struggle with women.
Kevin James
#35. My favorite movie of all time is 'Rocky.'
Kevin James
#36. As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.
Kevin James
#37. I never played music, but it's an important thing ... the studying, the inspiration.
Kevin James
#38. Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again.
Kevin James
#40. The great secret behind classified projects is that most of them are so utterly boring and uninteresting that James Bond wouldn't even take a second look at them.
Kevin J. Anderson
#41. My name is Kevin James Breaux and I am an author. Why does that always sound like I am introducing myself at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting?
Kevin James Breaux
#42. Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it.
Kevin James Breaux
#43. You don't want to do anything that doesn't glorify God in every way.
Kevin James
#44. I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.
Kevin James
#45. Back in '93 I saw my first UFC fight and just became enamored by it then.
Kevin James
#46. It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.
Kevin James
#47. Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.
Kevin James
#50. If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset about it.
Kevin James
#51. How big are muffins going to get before we all join hands across America? Have you seen them? They're huge. "Yeah, I'll take a coffee and... Oh, my God! Yeah, I'll have the beanbag chair with raisins.
Kevin James
#52. I try to connect with the everyday, every guy.
Kevin James
#53. Kevin James is going to do a couple of specials. One's called It's Getting Muggy In Here.
Andy Kindler
#54. For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.
Kevin James
#55. Now I'm starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next '1' ready to be launched in case I drop.
Kevin James
#56. From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group ... it all started opening up.
Kevin James
#57. Soul Born is not about good and evil, it's about the shadows that lie in-between.
Kevin James Breaux
#58. I'm not sure which I dislike more: 'Ulysses' or the James Joyce estate. Admittedly, a few people have got some pleasure from 'Ulysses', but against that, you have to weigh the millions of lives that have been ruined by the futile attempts to read it.
Kevin Myers
#59. I met Evan Rachel Wood, James Woods, Kevin Bacon at Sundance. Steve Buscemi is pretty laid-back. I met Judy Greer in Vegas, and she was cool.
Mark Zupan
#61. I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?
Kevin James
#62. Every time you make a decision, you mess with someone's life.
Kevin James
#63. Hope distracts you from pain - it's pain with red lipstick on to seduce you.
Kevin James Moore
#64. If you were to hold me down and tickle me to pick my favorite 'plus-comic,' it would have to be Kevin James, a broad physical pratfaller capable of deadpan underplay, a technique honed from years of reaction-shot close-ups on TV, where every teeny fraction of a squint registers.
James Wolcott
#66. Think first. Think twice. Think again. Respect others. Respect yourself. Respect dreams.
Kevin James Breaux
#67. We can't play God.
We can't do this to kids.
You're evil, I'm evil.
Everyone will die.
No matter what.
Let nature win.
James Dashner
#68. Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.
Kevin James
#69. The moon, almost full, shines high in the sky in front of me. I roll down the window and rest my arm on top of the door frame. The night air blowing in softly through the open window feels cool on my face. For the moment, all seems right with the world.
Kevin James Shay
#70. Paternalistic is a very good word. They think they have to look out for these guys? Don't worry about it. Why? Because of history. Kevin Garnett, Tracy McGrady, LeBron James, Kobe Bryant. They did okay.
Sonny Vaccaro
#72. When my dad was young he shot marbles. When I was young I played Marble Madness on my Nintendo Entertainment System.
Kevin James Breaux
#74. I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.
Kevin James
#75. My cat's fully capable of speaking, but he says he's afraid of me turning it into a Kevin James vehicle.
Andy Kindler
#77. Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
Kevin James
#78. James Morrison just had a new album come out and I think he's incredible. I'd love to work with him, his voice is insane.
Kevin McHale
#79. Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.
Kevin James
#80. Pie ... it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.
Kevin James
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