Kenny Rogers Jackass Quotes

#1. My parents were amazing people who had no business being together - and they knew it.

James Denton

#2. September 11 reinforced for me that whatever I'm writing about, it better be something that really matters to me because we don't know what's going to happen tomorrow. And for me it's stories about people in pain in New York.

Stephen Adly Guirgis

#3. Our attitudes toward human relationships are those of supermarket shoppers: we want what is cheap and quick and easy; we want variety; and we want novelty. But friendship requires a whole other set of mind.

Stuart Miller

#4. Today's all burnt toast, running late and Dad jokes, has anybody seen my left shoe? Close my eyes, take a bite, grab a ride, laugh-out-loud, there it is up on the roof.

Bridgit Mendler

#5. I can do things you cannot, you can do things I cannot; together we can do great things.

Mother Teresa

#6. The golden age has not passed; it lies in the future.

Paul Signac

#7. A woman's place is in the house - the House of Representatives.

Bella Abzug

#8. You only have to go hardcore humiliation on the first film. On the subsequent sequels, you can coast.

Jack Black

#9. If you love something so much let it go. If it comes back it was meant to be; if it doesn't it never was

Albert Schweitzer