Kender Quotes

#1. I have sinned enough against the world. Teaching magic to a kender would ensure my damnation. - Raistlin Majere

Margaret Weis

#2. Nothing on Krynn is more dangerous than a bored kender.

Margaret Weis

#3. It was an old kender proverb - Don't change color to match the walls. Look like you belong and the walls will change color to match you.

Margaret Weis

#4. Blasted doorknob of a kender

Margaret Weis

#5. Why insult the door's purpose by locking it? is a favorite kender expression.

Margaret Weis

#6. The cruelest form of torture one can inflict on a kender is to lock him up. Of course, it is also widely believed that the cruelest form of torture one can inflict on any other species is to lock them up with a kender.

Margaret Weis

#7. You know sometimes I wish I'd been born a kender. No worries. No cares. No responsibilities. Nothing but pork chops. See you tonight Brother. I'd ask you to say a prayer but we're up to our eyeballs in gods as it is.

Margaret Weis

#8. Flint snorted. The kender was beginning to make sence, a fact that caused the dwarf to shake his head and wonder if maybe he shouldn't lie down somewhere out in the sun.

Margaret Weis

#9. As a Western, 'The Magnificent Seven' was a pretty good film. I don't think it was as interesting or as multi-faceted as 'Seven Samurai.'

George Lucas

#10. Why Is It That When You Wash Two Socks You Only End Up With One? Is There Life After Death? and Where Did The Other Sock Go?

Margaret Weis

#11. And empathy is narrow; it connects us to particular individuals, real or imagined, but is insensitive to numerical differences and statistical data.

Paul Bloom

#12. The past is gone and what is ahead is still to be felt.

Nonna Bannister

#13. The motive power is the cause of all life.

Leonardo Da Vinci

#14. If you are established in the church and focused on Jesus, then you are still among the living

Sunday Adelaja

#15. A first book has some of the sweetness of a first love.

Robert Aris Willmott

#16. There are awkward moments from which one can retreat, and awkward moments from which there is no escape.

Alexander McCall Smith

#17. I use the echo effect a lot when I DJ because it allows for smooth transitions, especially at different BPMs. It also adds a studio quality to live DJ performances.

DJ Jazzy Jeff

#18. Exploitation and domination of one nation over another can have no place in a world striving to put an end to all war.

Mahatma Gandhi

#19. On the whole, the evidence indicates that model trends in the troposphere are very likely inconsistent with observations ...

David Douglass

#20. I would find a way to save souls while eradicating demons from this world. I'd find a way to save my own soul. I just had to.
Emily Chaucer.
Demon executioner.
Human savior.
I could only hope.

Ketley Allison

#21. to myself as I glanced over at her thick ass lying naked next to me. I was so in love with her smooth cocoa skin and that fat ghetto ass. She had me hypnotized by her big brown eyes... that long black hair...and her smell!!! Damn my bitch was fine and I loved the shit out of her, but

Niki Jilvontae