Kenah Comedy Quotes

#1. The patience that goes with the game, the little things that go along with the game, you have so much more time to think in golf than you do in football - you have to keep your thoughts positive. I'm not sure I've got that mastered.

John Elway

#2. I've had a big heart my whole life; all the Korn fans know that. A lot of people told me that I was different.

Brian Welch

#3. A certain number of Americans are already in Peking and most of us here feel that it would be very useful for the United States and especially for the Left-wing progressive movement in the United States if groups of students such as you mention could make a tour of China.

Anna Louise Strong

#4. Do your little bit of good where you are; it's those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world.

Desmond Tutu

#5. This was the void. Not blackness, not nothingness. This was what lay beneath the thinly painted scrim of reality.

Neil Gaiman

#6. We have eyelids but not earlids, for the ears are the portals of learning, and Nature wanted to keep them wide open.

Baltasar Gracian

#7. You kiss all your friends?" The corner of his mouth turned up. "When they have a mouth like yours.

Alessandra Torre

#8. I will wait for love to fly to me and teach me how to fly

Bill Kaulitz

#9. One night I summoned God, if He really existed, to show Himself to me. He didn't, and I never addressed another word to Him. In my heart of hearts I was very glad He didn't exist. I should have hated it if what was going on here below had had to end up in eternity.

Simone De Beauvoir

#10. Transformation is not automatic. It must be learned; it must be led.

W. Edwards Deming

#11. In every guilty man, there is an element of innocence. This is what makes any absolute condemnation revolting. We do not think enough about pain Albert Camus

Robert Zaretsky

#12. How far can the airlines go?" replied a clearly irritated TWA spokesman when asked whether his employer planned to make any changes to its boarding procedures. "Restrict everyone from the terminal except those who have a ticket? Stop everyone from entering the airport area except those who

Brendan I. Koerner

#13. While his relaxed, good-natured voice doled out his life for us to live a rollicking past full of kid fun and drinking buddies and loving women and barroom battles over meager honors-for all of us to dream ourselves into.

Ken Kesey