Keisha Brunn Quotes

#1. A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums.

Bill Engvall

#2. The USGA doesn't want to recognize the fact that today's players are better than ever. They seem willing to do anything to prevent us from shooting scores that would make us appear better than the great names of the past.

Hale Irwin

#3. Ten percent of the American population thinks that Barack Obama is a Muslim. Those are the people that have not learned the skill of filtering information from the vast barrage of inaccurate information that we're all faced with everyday. I think that's a very 21st century skill.

Michael Azerrad

#4. When I was 3, my father stopped coming home.

Dennis Rodman

#5. I can't help but look at you."
"Yes, you can."
"No, I can't," he said leaning in closer. "You are the most beautiful thing I've ever laid eyes on.

K.A. Linde

#6. Lawsuits against reverse mortgage companies, including the nation's largest, Financial Freedom Senior Funding, contend that those firms helped pressure older Americans into bad investments.

Charles Duhigg

#7. I write to make things death can't steal.

Jeff Zentner