Keffer Funeral Home Quotes

#1. No, I'm not a horse better. Every once in a while somebody will give me a sure thing and of course it's not.

M. Emmet Walsh

#2. I want to start saying bad words all the time!

Chelsea Handler

#3. Religion comes not where reign fundamentalism and authoritarianism.

Abhijit Naskar

#4. Threads snap. You would lose your way in the labyrinth.

Oscar Wilde

#5. Rhythm and sex go together and that's where I come from as far as the music goes. Rag Doll and Love In An Elevator are such sexual songs that you put them on & the strippers go NUTS!

Joe Perry

#6. The only truly intersting side of the matter was the intimate design of the injury, the fact that it was so penetrating, custom-made exactly to your measure. It's fascinating that hatred should be so personal as to be almost loving. The knife and the wound aching for each other.

Saul Bellow

#7. I don't really read reviews ... That's not where my attention goes.

Lena Dunham

#8. To compare Whitewater to Watergate is a travesty.

Dee Dee Myers