Keester Bunny Quotes

#1. The Christian calendar is wrong, Jesus was born years earlier.

Pope Benedict XVI

#2. Football is my job, not my life, but it's a job I'm going to give my all for as long as I'm in it.

Ricky Williams

#3. People lie to cover their mistakes, and then make even worse ones to cover their lies.

Anne Perry

#4. You're great at fixing things. If anyone could do it, you could. But you can't do this one. You can't fix me. I'm broke.

Lili St. Crow

#5. When I was a child, we seemed to be living in a world remote from the rest of the world. But television has made a great difference to all of us.

Nadine Gordimer

#6. A sturdy, well-balanced claw hammer is really all you need to make a permanent impression.

M.N.M-D.R

#7. Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.

Ted Nugent

#8. An editor is someone dedicated to destroying the work of a creator.

Wally Wood

#9. Class is more than money. Class is also about knowledge.

Bell Hooks

#10. I'd rather just help people with my creative energy. I want to remind them that they're cosmic light inside physical forms and they're an incredibly special part of god's wild mind of love, but I'd love to do that in the form of playing at venues or showing a film at festivals.

Giuseppe Andrews