Keele Quotes

#1. Researchers from Britain's Keele University have found that swearing after an injury may help alleviate pain. Evidently, the pain that you feel is inversely proportional to the number of middle names you give Jesus.

Stephen Colbert

#2. When she saw the opportunity to flee, she would take it. She would bring the hounds of the empire howling down on this city.

Marie Rutkoski

#3. I'm married. Who cares about me?

Li Na

#4. If you stand near a blacksmith, you will get covered in soot, but if you stand near a perfume seller, you will carry an aroma of scent with you.

Jean Sasson

#5. Suddenly he was aware with certainty and joy that below, ahead, they were waiting for him; and that they were waiting, too, for the baby.

Lois Lowry

#6. Conversion is not a single prayer. Conversion is pilgrimage.

Diana Butler Bass

#7. We learn to be racist, therefore we can learn not to be racist. Racism is not genetical. It has everything to do with power.

Jane Elliott

#8. As long as society is absolutely divided as milk is, the cream being at the top and the impoverished milk at the bottom, so long will society be unbalanced, and liable to be thrown into convulsions out of which will spring wars. A circulation throughout keeps it in health.

Henry Ward Beecher

#9. Planned obsolescence is another word for progress.

James Jeffrey Roche

#10. If I could work with any actor it would have to be Johnny Depp. He is cool.

Ben Nicholas

#11. Jay-Z ain't a manager; he owns a management company. He been through this; he been through the game for a long time, so he knows tactics in taking artists in certain directions we need to go in.

Meek Mill