Keebler Elf Sayings

#1. Change is inevitable. If you don't seek it out, it will seek you out.

J.S.B. Morse

#2. It made me wonder, if everyone is so connected to their phones-talking and texting and whatever else it is they do all day long-how do they ever have time to notice the beauty of God's creation all around them? How do they have time to connect to God?

Melody Carlson

#3. We must be able to deal with ridicule and scorn, which it always seems that Buddhists receive. But we feel that it doesn't matter. God's laughing at us; God's laughing at God. We can take a joke too. We're pretty funny.

Frederick Lenz

#4. Seal the openings, shut the doors, dull the sharpness, untie the knots, dim the light, become one with the dust. This is called the profound union.

Laozi

#5. Assure a man that he has a soul and then frighten him with old wives' tales as to what is to become of him afterward, and you have hooked a fish, a mental slave.

Theodore Dreiser

#6. Zen aims at freedom but its practice is disciplined.

Gary Snyder

#7. You can tell when someone is driven by labels. If something is couture, they think it's important and wear it and sometimes make a terrible fashion mistake. People are shocked that I know so little about designers.

Zoe Kravitz

#8. I'm a staple in my city, you can never ruin me.

Drake

#9. New York has more hermits than will be found in all the forests, mountains and deserts of the United States.

Simeon Strunsky