Keasha Beard Quotes

#1. My thighs have been involved in many accidents
and now i can't get insured
and i don't need to be lured by you

Ani DiFranco

#2. Her milk sprayed across the skies and formed what he today know as the Milky Way.

Birgit Amadori

#3. Change is ok, I guess. In small, infrequent, and easily chewable doses.

Brandon Williams

#4. If you're funny, you can find a stage to get on. If you're good, you'll start to get work and eventually get paid.

Ted Alexandro

#5. He was the monster from under my bed, the villain in my dreams, and the man who took everything from me - and would be the one to take my life.

Jack Jordan

#6. The underlying process in Northern music tends to be slower and continuous, whatever's happening on the surface; in Southern music the underlying process is always faster.

Esa-Pekka Salonen

#7. I would recommend all men in choosing a profession to avoid any that may require an apology at every turn; either an apology or else a somewhat violent assertion of right.

Anthony Trollope

#8. I think cookery shows have become so sophisticated, and everyone's so marvellous at it, but there are people like me who aren't into the cooking malarkey, who still don't know how to boil an egg for three minutes.

Anton Du Beke

#9. I replayed the moment I first saw him at the picnic throughout our years together. As corny as it may sound, from the first glance we shared near the cake stand at the picnic, the two of us remained connected like the icing on one of those made from scratch cakes...

Kat Kaelin

#10. I love no woman, for love is a serious business, not a jest.

Marie De France