Kazoo Quotes

#1. That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.

Bette Davis

#2. Besides, the bass isn't a difficult instrument to play. It's like one step up from the kazoo, isn't it?

Dave Mustaine

#3. I had a lot of survival jobs. One was for the Witty Ditty singing-telegram company. I was in the red-and-white stripes with the straw boater hat and kazoo. Balloons. Even when you're sleeping on a friend's couch, you have to pay some kind of rent.

Aaron Sorkin

#4. I think the kazoo and chocolate-chip cookies have a lot in common. All you need is a mouth to appreciate either one.

Wally Amos

#5. It's important to know when it's time to turn in your kazoo.

Amy Poehler

#6. What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a "modem" can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo.

Dave Barry

#7. I play a bunch of instruments, like piano, drums, guitar and bass. And the kazoo every now and then. I'm trying to learn how to play the trumpet and the saxophone. That's what I'm learning how to play.

Mac Miller

#8. I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips.

Amy Poehler

#9. Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!

Dana Gould

#10. My grade 3 teacher put on a kids' Christmas concert, and I played the kazoo, so my mother bought me a trumpet. I took lessons for eight years, was in the Kitsilano Boys Band, and I played in the Vancouver Junior Symphony for two years.

Jim Pattison

#11. She felt like a world-class musician standing before a full auditorium and handed a kazoo.

James S.A. Corey

#12. (On the book "Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me") Coming on like the Hallelujah Chorus done by 200 kazoo players with perfect pitch. Hilarious, chilling, sexy, profound, maniacal, beautiful and outrageous all at the same time.

Thomas Pynchon

#13. truisms at least have the merit of being true, which distinguishes them from a good deal of political discourse. And

Noam Chomsky

#14. My grandfather will adore you."
"Because ... ?"
"You're not normal."
"I see we're back to trading insults."
"I meant that as a compliment.

Jen Turano

#15. I knew he wouldn't die, because his life was like the roots of a tree that went miles into the soil and miles around its trunk and came up in my cousins, in their faces and their voices and their character. I didn't think you could kill a tree that big. Not even God could kill a tree that big.

Donald Miller

#16. Fail at love, and the other tests don't matter.

Richard Bach

#17. I have no problem with starting from scratch.

Leif Garrett

#18. The science linking the increased frequency and severity of extreme weather to the climate crisis has matured tremendously in the last couple of years.

Al Gore

#19. We want to make sure the stories that show up in Path are both good stories and are a big part of people's lives.

Dave Morin

#20. Some day, somebody is going to have to start talking about what happens to us all a decade from now if we let these North Koreans and the Iranians go forward with their nuclear weapons program.

Lawrence Eagleburger

#21. Turning the other cheek is a kind of moral jiu-jitsu.

Gerald Stanley Lee

#22. For me, winning isn't something that happens suddenly on the field when the whistle blows and the crowds roar. Winning is something that builds physically and mentally every day that you train and every night that you dream.

Emmitt Smith

#23. I need to give up the OPTION of ever having what I want

Jim Maclaine

#24. Mankind is not likely to salvage civilization unless he can evolve a system of good and evil which is independent of heaven and hell.

George Orwell