
Top 15 Kayak Quotes
#1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Tommy Cooper
#2. It is public land and we will do our best to provide recreational activities. We are looking at initially allowing kayak access, wade fishing, bicycle access and walking access on some of the interior roads.
John Wallace
#3. I've never read a kayak manual, but I'm pretty sure page one says 'Use in water.'
Bill Engvall
#4. Writing is always a restorative process. It's like paddling a kayak. When you're writing, you can't do anything else. You're in the space you're in. So, in that way, it's enormously centering and restorative.
Tabitha King
#5. When I went kayak surfing in Cornwall, I got a really deep gash on my hand - it looked like I had a slug on it - so I went to Harley Street for surgery, because I looked like a battered woman when I was making things on Blue Peter.
Konnie Huq
#6. In our struggle to understand the history of life, we must learn where to place the boundary between contingent and unpredictable events that occur but once and the more repeatable, lawlike phenomenon that may pervade life's history as generalities.
Stephen Jay Gould
#7. I ate one anchovy, and that is why I did not eat two anchovies.
Mitch Hedberg
#8. I decided in my late teens that I wanted to be an actor, and my dad and I agreed that films were better. I work alongside my dad, you see. I've thought that films were better since I was a kid.
Tadanobu Asano
#9. I am good at only two things, and those are gardening and painting.
Claude Monet
#10. A man who sets out to become an artist at the mile is something like a man who sets out to discover the most graceful method of being hanged. No matter how logical his plans, he can not carry them out without physical suffering.
Neal Bascomb
#11. Being poor is a mere trifle. It is being known to be poor that is the sting.
Jerome K. Jerome
#12. When I go to a fine dining restaurant, I'm excited and I do expect to find proposals to wake my senses.
Ferran Adria
#13. If you aren't building a social enterprise, I don't know what your business model will be in 5 years
Angela Ahrendts
#14. The world is now multicultural the same way the world is round. It's not a selling point, it's not a 'quirky' feature, it's not a cynical marketing ploy, it's not an artistic statement, it's not even a plot device. It's a fact, like seedless grapes.
Zadie Smith
#15. Buggery was invented to fill that awkward hour between evensong and cocktails.
Maurice Bowra
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