Top 23 Karl Lehenbauer Quotes
#1. The duty of a toastmaster is to be so dull that the succeeding speakers will appear brilliant by contrast.
Clarence Budington Kelland
#2. I love doing stuff that I haven't done before. That's the goal: To keep reinventing myself.
Shia Labeouf
#3. If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.
Karl Lehenbauer
#4. Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.
Karl Lehenbauer
#6. What's the definition of a good flame? One you agree with ...
Karl Lehenbauer
#7. Thoroughly conscious ignorance is the prelude to every real advance in science.
James Clerk Maxwell
#8. In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not
there if you want to keep writing good code.
Karl Lehenbauer
#9. Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.
Karl Lehenbauer
#10. You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming.
Karl Lehenbauer
#12. You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.
Karl Lehenbauer
#14. Great readers (are) those who know early that there is never going to be time to read all there is to read, but do their darnedest anyway.
Larry McMurtry
#15. His voice was oily and slick as it poured from his mouth like liquid acid, threatening to hook onto the woman's hair like a fishing hook and drag her back to death.
Stephen Craig
#17. It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.
Karl Lehenbauer
#18. The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.
Karl Lehenbauer
#19. If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place.
Karl Lehenbauer
#20. Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.
Karl Lehenbauer
