Karen Jokes Quotes

#1. All my life, my immediate response to emotional pain has been to make jokes. Lots of jokes.

Karen Salmansohn

#2. Duty doesn't always fit comfortably.

Shannon Hale

#3. Pain and sorrow and misery have a right to our assistance: compassion puts us in mind of the debt, and that we owe it to ourselves as well as to the distressed.

Joseph Butler

#4. Great mentors don't solve your problems, they guide you to make your best decision and encourage you to take personal ownership of the next steps for success.

Steve Knox

#5. My rugrats give me gifts that say "#1 Mom" on them and I'm like, bwhahahahaha, joke's on you, I'm more like the #1,297,279 Mom. But they truly think I'm the best mom on earth. And that's all that matters.

Karen Alpert

#6. Each day say to yourself that you are the best, the strongest, and the most deadly. Eventually you will start to believe it. Finally it will come true. It came true for me. I am Grimalkin.

Joseph Delaney

#7. Memories lie slumbering within us for months and years, quietly proliferating, until they are woken by some trifle and in some strange way blind us to life.

W.G. Sebald

#8. Are you fighting evil tonight? ... Then you are doing the Lord's work. Shut the fuck up.

James R Tuck

#9. Edison failed 10,000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times.

Napoleon Hill

#10. This is only about love.

Andrea Cremer

#11. How could music cause so many lives to veer off course?

Rick Riordan

#12. I am a bit of a Cheap Pete, but I do spend a fortune on books and false moustaches and practical jokes.

Karen Duffy