Kapitan Quotes

#1. My daughter breaks both her wrists jumping off of a swing. Her friend, who is five, told her to jump off of it. I promise nothing will happen, she said. But why did she promise that? she wails later at the hospital.

Jenny Offill

#2. If I were to go to heaven, and find that Christ was not there, I would leave immediately; for heaven without Christ would be hell to me.

Thomas Goodwin

#3. I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.

Mae West

#4. I don't like any kind of negativity. I try to be good to everyone, whether it's a love, a friend, an ex. I'll always try to treat people the way I want to be treated.

Nina Dobrev

#5. We can have Americans eating affordably and eating in a way that's sustainable.

Eric Schlosser

#6. I know, it's weird that I've never done a musical. I turned down two of them. 'The Lion King' and 'The Producers.' I turned two of the biggest Broadway musicals down, am I a mess?

Mario Cantone

#7. Honduras was the original 'banana republic,' and its poverty remains extreme.

Elliott Abrams

#8. She was nothing more than a mere good-tempered, civil and obliging Young Woman; as such we could scarcely dislike her
she was only an Object of Contempt

Jane Austen

#9. Self-control is mission-control! That is why some men are superior to their mates.

Anyaele Sam Chiyson

#10. What I learned was the quality of continual reinvention.

Merrie Spaeth