Kandhari Fruit Quotes

#1. All of us might wish at times...

Robert Kennedy

#2. Shake and shake the catsup bottle. None will come, and then a lot'll.

Richard Armour

#3. A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.

Demetri Martin

#4. I started doing standup when I was in college, and I would incorporate a lot of characters into my act.

Roger Craig Smith

#5. War: First day in the U.S. Army, the government placed a Bible in my left hand, a bayonet in the other.

Edward Abbey

#6. I find God in the suffering eyes reflected in mine. I will always seek God. Some people find God in church. Some people find God in nature. Some people find God in love; I find God in suffering. I've known for some time what my life's work is, using my hands as tools to relieve suffering.

Kayla Mueller

#7. It was both Abraham's and the Jews' privilege also that they should have this promise to all generations.

Thomas Goodwin

#8. I haven't seen 'The Exorcist,' but I've seen a lot of pictures of the girl in it. So now I don't actually want to see it. She scares me so much. I don't know what it is, but even though it's quite old now, it still has the best and scariest make-up I've ever seen in my life.

Kodi Smit-McPhee

#9. Money is 'limited' and people's demands are 'unlimited'.

Dada Bhagwan

#10. Make a list of your friends and determine who is the most positive thinker among them and deliberately cultivate his society.

Norman Vincent Peale

#11. I do not feel I have wisdom enough yet to love what is ugly.

Stendhal

#12. Labor is sacrificed on the inflation rates altar of oblation.

Richard Gwynn

#13. Google Now supplants the need to open an app by surfacing cards - cards that magically turn into just the information you need, when you need it - without having to go to an app to get it.

John Battelle

#14. I think religion is very anti-man. I think it's a terrible distortion and exploitation of a very natural urge every human has - to be rejoined with the one somehow, to become a part of the universe. Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.

George Carlin