Kameshwar Comedy Quotes

#1. The young woman didn't move or acknowledge my presence, but when you've lost the back half of your skull I'd imagine that the appearance of a man as handsome as me was low on your list of priorities.

G.R. Matthews

#2. I have started forcing myself to substitute thinking "I'm busy" with "I need to do a better job managing my time.

Tom Rath

#3. If I looked into your face / expecting a word or a laugh on the old conditions, / it would not be a friend who met my eye

Philip Larkin

#4. Only the greedy and stupid attempt the White Pass. They try by the hundreds each week.

Y.S. Lee

#5. My dream of dreams is to write Broadway musicals. All of this Twitter and TV writing is just a day job.

Megan Amram

#6. Christ,Syn," said another male."You are out of your fucking mind."
"That's right,Frosty;" Synjon said against Petra's ear."Mad as a hatter.

Laura Wright

#7. I like writing about what to me are like questions that I have about myself and the human condition. I find quantum physics fascinating, so I like to write about that, and I like things that make me laugh.

Kirsten Vangsness

#8. I groan against her neck and nuzzle into her hair, wishing I could fucking inhale her scent like crack. Not a very romantic reference, but it's all I got.

C.M. Stunich