Kalmina Darbo Quotes

#1. Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

Steve Martin

#2. Another day in paradise' was his inevitable pronouncement when he settled his head on his pillow. Now I understand what that meant: the uneventful day was a precious gift.

Abraham Verghese

#3. I thought you said you dislocated Selene's shoulder!"" Sonny called to Cait, who'd tumbled for safety into the black water behind the stern of the boat.
""I did! I guess someone elserelocated it!"" she shouted back.

Lesley Livingston

#4. Assuming you can write clear English sentences, give up all worry about communication. If you want to communicate, use the telephone.

Richard Hugo

#5. Boarding school is a wicked thing.

Kristin Scott Thomas

#6. Life becomes a dilemma when you are living a purposeless and goalless life

Sunday Adelaja

#7. Capitalism has neither the capacity, nor the morality, nor the ethics to solve the problems of poverty.

Fidel Castro

#8. Anyway, nobody bothers with real beginnings anymore. We stopped making up stories about the creation of the world ages ago.

Catherynne M Valente

#9. I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist.

Nick Offerman

#10. Opinions about obviousness are to a certain extent a function of time.

Albert Einstein

#11. They're monsters."
"That's what Edward thought."
"Oh, yeah? He a friend of yours?"
"No, Miss Librarian. Just a main character in a wildly popular vampire series.

Shannon Delany

#12. Figure-flingers and star-gazers pretend to foretell the fortunes of kingdoms, and have no foresight in what concerns themselves.

Roger L'Estrange