Kalinowski Sausage Quotes

#1. My days are straight out of the movie Groundhog Day.

Mark Cuban

#2. Personalized stationary is one of the small but truly necessary luxuries of life.

Ted Bundy

#3. saying Daphne was a worrywart was like saying soccer players' legs were a thing of jaw-dropping, panty-melting goodness. It was just a fact of life.

Avery Flynn

#4. In the 21st century, somebody or something has changed the rules about how our world works.

Eddie Obeng

#5. This lifeless paper, cruel imposter, was the only to take her with him

Lauren Kate

#6. I look back on our productivity in the 'Mr. Show' days, and think, 'We probably could have worked harder.'

Scott Aukerman

#7. Miller was staring at him like an entomologist trying to figure out exactly where the pin went.

James S.A. Corey

#8. Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was true, then a proctologist would be an astronaut.

Robert Schimmel

#9. Food doesn't exist, but can only be invented. And reinvented.

Joyce Carol Oates

#10. In a rook and pawn ending, the rook must be used aggressively. It must either attack enemy pawns, or give active support to the advance of one of its own pawns to the queening square.

Siegbert Tarrasch

#11. Tave drew nearer, his pace never slowing. He continued with his rapid speed even as he approached the shallows of the beach. What, did he think he could swim on land? If so, the Ujals seriously needed to reconsider their leadership choices.

Erin Tate

#12. The ideological distance between Jim Webb and Bertrand Russell can be measured in light years. An author who reaches both of them exerts something like universal appeal.

Christopher Buckley