Kaibigang Mang Aagaw Quotes

#1. They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.

Mike Epps

#2. But she told me I was like water..Water can carve its way through stone. And when trapped, water makes a new path.

Arthur Golden

#3. I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I got an e-mail asking me if I would participate in the Women in Comedy Festival, I was thrilled.

Wendy Liebman

#4. He definitely wasn't home separating ions in his spare time.

Chelsea Handler

#5. Sometimes the waters of our spirits are churned and murky, and it is difficult to tap the reservoirs of our innate wisdom and knowledge. But the waters will settle as we do. Quietly and gently encourage yourself to go inside. Clarity will come.

Sue Patton Thoele

#6. I hate two kinds of sentences you hear in workshops, the ones beginning "I really like ... " and the ones beginning "My problem with this poem is ... "

Denis Johnson

#7. My biggest question was how to get rid of desire while going after your dreams?

Dreams are desire in some way, shape or form. My answer is go after your dreams but don't get lost in your actions by staying present as often as possible.

Matthew Donnelly

#8. We can't practice compassion with other people if we can't treat ourselves kindly.

Brene Brown

#9. The sacred gift of prayer is in the right hand of our Savior, and according to the measure that you empty yourself of yourself, that is of love of your senses and of your own will, and make progress in rooting yourself in holy humility, to that extent the Lord will speak to your heart.

Pio Of Pietrelcina

#10. None of it mattered, because there was music.

Erin Entrada Kelly

#11. Homosexuality is like a boarding school in which there are no vacations.

Andrew Holleran

#12. What we need is for people to realize - 'I want to raise my kid. I want to go back and get my three kids. I want to take on that responsibility. I want to love my children.'

Bill Cosby

#13. The blindness of Winston Churchill turned him into a Zionist dupe and trapped him into triggering WWII, with its millions of victims. It is to be regretted that some right-wingers are following his path by supporting Zionism and pushing for WWIII.

Israel Shamir

#14. They wanted to stick her on a spit and roast her --- after doing some horrible things to her.

Katie Reus