Juvenile Corrections Quotes

#1. Physiology seeks to derive the processes in our own nervous system from general physical forces, without considering whether these processes are or are not accompanied by processes of consciousness.

Wilhelm Wundt

#2. Some of the bank people were so young they'd never seen a business proposal suggesting manufacturing things in the state of Massachusetts. They thought they'd unearthed some ancient shaman, full of clues to a forgotten world.

Dave Eggers

#3. There is nothing sinister in so arranging one's affairs as to keep taxes as low as possible.

Learned Hand

#4. He was tired
of being called
a fag and teased
for his sexuality
by one of the guards,
so he tried to hang
himself, twice

The kid got a little
closer the second
time, but I won't be
around to see a
third

Phil Volatile

#5. American capitalism has helped finance the communist take over of the world. Somebody is going to answer to God for this.

Kent Hovind

#6. You're going to be sorry you didn't open the door, because I just crawled along that piss-covered floor and now I'm going to hug you.

Jamie McGuire

#7. He was out of food, but he could look tomorrow and he could build a signal fire tomorrow and get more wood tomorrow . . . The

Gary Paulsen

#8. A man doesn't prove he's a man by getting an erection. He's only a real man if he can pleasure a woman. And if he can pleasure a prostitute, he'll think he's the best lover on the block -Nyah

Paulo Coelho