Just Can't Be Arsed Quotes

#1. I'm so bored I could do something, but can't be arsed. I'm unmotivated as well as bored. It's a killer combination.

Gillibran Brown

#2. A hundredth of a second here, a hundredth of a second there - even if you put them end to end, they still only add up to one, two, perhaps three seconds, snatched from eternity.

Robert Doisneau

#3. Whatever you do, do it completely. Don't do it half-arsed. Do it more than anybody else would.

Christian Bale

#4. One creates from nothing. If you try to create from something you're just changing something. So in order to create something you first have to be able to create nothing.

Werner Erhard

#5. The falseness of your own hearts, if you look not to them, may undo you(15).

Richard Baxter

#6. Everyone loves a flawed hero. I don't want perfect people. I want people who have a story, have been through some shit, dance to their own beat and still make i work, not the fake-arsed posh fuck-wits who look down on us slightly geeky weird-but-cool entrepreneurs.

Dan Meredith

#7. I need problems. A good problem makes me come alive.

Tiny Rowland

#8. Yeah, beware the small man ... Always beware the small man. He'll fuck you every time. Because they never forget, do they? All that grief they got at school. Over and over, and for the rest of their miserable short-arsed lives, someone's got to pay.

John Niven

#9. The best of men are only men at their very best. Patriarchs, prophets, and apostles, - martyrs, fathers, reformers, puritans, - all are sinners, who need a Savior: holy, useful, honorable in their place - but sinners after all.

J.C. Ryle

#10. I can't be arsed with game players. I'm more 'I like you, do you like me? Let's go and do something about it.' I'm a very straightforward person like that.

Amy Winehouse

#11. The memories of our glories fade, and rot away into half-arsed anecdotes, thin and unconvincing as some other bastard's lies. The failures, the disappointments, the regrets, they stay raw as the moments they happened.

Joe Abercrombie

#12. Any who live, stand alone in one place, together.

Kenneth Patchen

#13. I hate the sin, but I love the sinner.

Thomas Buchanan Read

#14. I'm a fucking razor-arsed starship, you maniac! I'm not male, female or anything else except stupendously smart and right now tuned to smite. I don't give a fuck about flattering you. The few and frankly not vitally important sentiments I have concerning you I can switch off like flicking a switch.

Iain M. Banks

#15. Beware of your wishes: They will probably come true.

Edward Abbey

#16. Optimism and pessimism are mere matters of optics, of how you look at things, and that can change from day to day, or with a new prescription for your glasses - or with a new set of ideological filters.

George Weigel

#17. Tell him what? Kat's a raging nymphomaniac. (Kytara)
Tara! (Kat)
Oh, all right. She's so bland she makes plain toast look spicy. (Kytara)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#18. Happy are we who belong to such a shepherd, whose humanity communes with us, and whose divinity protects us.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#19. Cause it's hurt, when I know you're hurt.

Karina Ayu Pradita

#20. People here argue about religion interminably, but it appears that they are competing at the same time to see who can be the least devout.

Charles De Secondat

#21. This is what you get in life. Wee flannel-arsed naebodies sittin' behind a desk tryin' to make you sweat in your stool. And see when they do? Y'can feel the wind-up key take another turn in your back.

Ian Pattison

#22. All motivation derives from the primary fact of mortality. Take mortality away and motivation loses its ... motivation. Thus vampires spend a lot of time lounging around and staring out of the window and finding they can't be arsed.

Glen Duncan